MIDI - CAMELOT The troops are eating turkey for Thanksgiving A celebration in the midst of war But while enjoying chow there's no idea...of what's in store A sudden toxic smell is overwhelming Those with the weakest stomachs start the puke They fear it is a new Iraqi weapon...and not a fluke Camel rot...camel rot...it is putrid as can be Is it camel rot? camel rot? Oh, no...IT'S HILLARY! She came to visit them in old Black Crusty It's worse than open sewage in New York One colonel isn't sure...is that smell really her? Well, sir, in this way...