DFU SONG: Camelot (Hillary's visit to the troops)

11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CAMELOT

The troops are eating turkey for Thanksgiving
A celebration in the midst of war
But while enjoying chow there's no idea...of what's in store

A sudden toxic smell is overwhelming
Those with the weakest stomachs start the puke
They fear it is a new Iraqi weapon...and not a fluke

Camel rot...camel rot...it is putrid as can be
Is it camel rot? camel rot?
Oh, no...IT'S HILLARY!

She came to visit them in old Black Crusty
It's worse than open sewage in New York
One colonel isn't sure...is that smell really her?
Well, sir, in this way I will answer -- is a pig's *ss pork?

Camel rot...camel rot...it is putrid as can be
Is it camel rot? camel rot?
Oh, no...IT'S HILLARY!

They risk their lives as they're defending freedom
And they do not deserve this, no sir-ee
The men all start to shout...will you just get her out
The last thing that that we need here, to be sure, is Hillary

[knighthawk]

LOL!

[VOYAGER]

Very relaxing dfu and entertaining!

[Right_in_Virginia]

Another good one! ;^D

[MadMoo]

Sing!

[happydogdesign]

[Cicero]

I thought Camel-rot was copyrighted by the Kennedys.

[desertcry]

Great song doug, because there's a lot of truth in it. I notice that most of those in the table had their noses turned away from the rotten one. The witch from NY hates our military so much, she wount let those poor soldiers enjoy their Thanksgiving diner, how malicious!

[Blood of Tyrants]

ROTFLMAO!

[doug from upland]

The warrior to her right and behind is looking at her like he wonders what the hell she is doing there. It is a look of disdain.

[Old Sarge]

Bravo on the editing!! HAH!

[doug from upland]

Now THAT is very well done.

[desertcry]

Thanks, a lot. I just lost my turkey. Great graphics, the sights and the smell blended very well, but not for those poor GIs sitting with the junior senator from NY.

[dansangel]

ROFL - I am *so* glad I didn't spew on my keyboard!!!!

GA gang - please see the post to which I am responding - *too* funny!

[Cobra64]

Happydog, Fantastic!!! PLEASE morph that with the Beast "doing" the phallic just to her left. Thanks!

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[P-Marlowe]

Looks like the guy on her right is saying:

[Arpege92]

LOL...where's her horns?

[doug from upland]

You inspired a song -- CLICK.

[Frank_2001]

LOL!!!