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When I heard that Jeanine Pirro was going to run for the senate in New York, I was in disbelief. She should not be running for office -- she should be in jail. New Yorkers, it is your state, but please consider the following: 1 - Pirro took campaign funds from Ng Lap Seng, international murder for hire thug and exploiter of young women and girls for prostitution. He made 12 visits to her, gave money to her, had dinner with her, and posed for pictures with her and her husband. 2 - Pirro's husband has sexually assaulted a string...

Some guys buy candy. Some buy jewelry. Some have a romantic candlelight dinner. It was a tough time on Valentine's Day in 1998. Ever the romantic, Bill did this special song for his bride. BEST OF MY LOVE When I'm finished signing executive orders, I'm in the mood to get laid So I send the boys out to find a young woman, I tell her don't be afraid I give some kneepads to her, and I'm looking down at her from above If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love Then they go out trolling and...

MIDI - CAMELOT The troops are eating turkey for Thanksgiving A celebration in the midst of war But while enjoying chow there's no idea...of what's in store A sudden toxic smell is overwhelming Those with the weakest stomachs start the puke They fear it is a new Iraqi weapon...and not a fluke Camel rot...camel rot...it is putrid as can be Is it camel rot? camel rot? Oh, no...IT'S HILLARY! She came to visit them in old Black Crusty It's worse than open sewage in New York One colonel isn't sure...is that smell really her? Well, sir, in this way...

MIDI - DEVIL IN DISGUISE Here comes Hillary...here comes Hillary...HIDE She loves Chairman Mao...looks just like Mao Have you seen her new...fashion surprise Pepto Bismol in disguise...oh yes, she is Pepto in disguise...oh yeah She wore out her ol' Black Crusty It fell apart last week Seeing her has turned stomachs, friends It isn't for the meek She loves Chairman Mao...looks just like Mao Have you seen her new...fashion surprise Pepto Bismol in disguise...oh yes, she is Pepto in disguise...oh yeah There's something about that woman Don't dare look at her buns Because I make a guarantee That you...

MIDI - LITTLE LIES Ghostwriters did their job...they worked overtime to make her look wonderful Hillary's big book of lies She told them what to say...it's truly a marvel of something fictional Hillary's big book of lies Lying History's filled with big lies...endless lies With the Whoppers would you like some fries...supersized Lying History's filled with big lies...she can't help it...she just can't help it Billy's a rapist scum...but I guess there's no way you will be reading that Hillary's big book of lies He got away with it...'cause wimp Trent Lott wouldn't take him down on the mat...