Posted on 02/11/2005 10:50:54 PM PST by doug from upland
Some guys buy candy. Some buy jewelry. Some have a romantic candlelight dinner. It was a tough time on Valentine's Day in 1998. Ever the romantic, Bill did this special song for his bride.
When I'm finished signing executive orders, I'm in the mood to get laid
So I send the boys out to find a young woman, I tell her don't be afraid
I give some kneepads to her, and I'm looking down at her from above
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
Then they go out trolling and bring me another who will perform like a champ
And I do not care what the right wingers call her, so what that she is a tramp
But when she's finally finished, dear you are always right there on my mind
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you'll get the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you'll get the rest of my love
You know I'm very weak and I can't help myself, that may sound corny
But I have not grown up, when I see T & A, I'm getting so darn horny
To me chicks are only something that I play with, they're only made to be used
As long as I'm doing the job I was paid for, why do I get so abused
(I say that) it is my private business, so please don't hassle me my sweet turtle dove
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love I'll give what's left of my love
Duh, in the title -- beautiful
I'd have thought "Hard Luck Woman" in her case
OMG. I almost wet myself. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Good screen name. In Feb. 2002 I attended the FReeper Victory Brunch that was broadcast and replayed on C-SPAN. I really did call Hillary -- Satan's Daughter during my presentation.
Doh. It was Feb. 2001.
Thank you. Rush Limbaugh say's we don't need to fear her but as good as we are doing now, our party has a gift for shooting ourselves in the head.
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