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  • McGreevey pens tell-all, but who all will read it? (yawn--another Pay-Me-I'm-a-Victim sob story)

    03/29/2006 2:31:56 AM PST · by Liz · 14 replies · 657+ views
    STAR LEDGER ^ | Wednesday, March 29, 2006 | JOSH MARGOLIN AND JEFF WHELAN
    He calls it "The Confession." Former Gov. James E. McGreevey's tell-all memoir about his secret life as a closeted gay politician is scheduled for release Sept. 19...........will span the 48-year-old McGreevey's life......to his rise and fall in politics and the aftermath of his nationally televised "I am a gay American" speech".......... The book will include details about McGreevey's gay sex life and his efforts to keep his homosexuality hidden through two marriages and a political career that took him from Woodbridge Town Hall to the Statehouse.....in August 2004 with his televised confession that he'd had an adulterous affair with a...
  • DFU SONG: We Are the Champions (DICK Durbin says we are the Nazis)

    06/15/2005 1:26:00 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 20 replies · 570+ views
    DFU SONGS | 6-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS They're too hot...or too cold Our heartless torture...is getting quite old This must stop...it must end We're causing...Durbin to...pee his Depends We are worse than anyone We are the Nazis, it's true Please hear what DICK's been saying to you We are the Nazis...we run the gulags...we are the Nazis We are the worst nation...in the world We're like Pol Pot...we won't quit We play rap music...the horror of it No goat stew...that's not nice How do we dare give them...chicken and rice We are worse than anyone We are the Nazis, it's...
  • DFU SONG: Look for the Silver Lining (look for union label - thug makes little girl cry)

    09/17/2004 12:20:08 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 17 replies · 510+ views
    DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - LOOK FOR THE SILVER LINING la la la la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la When the DemocRATS need help...we show up in force Do we bring our bricks and bats? Well, yes we do, of course We will stand united 'cause united we will win the day So look for the union painters...we'll always be there for DemocRATS We take no lip from 3-year-old girls...we'll pull their curls till...they cry They can cry, the brats can cry So look for the union...
  • DFU SONG: Teenager in Love (Ben Barnes' daughter has new hit song!)

    09/11/2004 8:48:20 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 1 replies · 403+ views
    DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - TEENAGER IN LOVE It's so embarrassi-ing...our fathers we can't choose Perhaps Bill gave him cocaine or Teddy gave him booze I am depressed and feeling so sad...I'm hoping Ben Barnes isn't really my dad John Kerry is his neighbor...it's that Nantucket thing John would be in his debt...if big bucks he'd bring I am depressed and feeling so sad...I'm hoping Ben Barnes isn't really my dad From his comb or his razor...I will get dad's DNA A lab can then check mine...I'll settle this today I hear his lies about George Bush...it is real so surreal How...
  • DFU SONG: Africa (Kerry sends his bimbo to Africa)

    02/12/2004 7:31:09 PM PST · by doug from upland · 24 replies · 281+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    http://gutsoft.webpark.pl/midi.htm MIDI - AFRICA Today I saw Drudge’s flashing light And I knew it wouldn’t be a good thing appearing in there I have put up such a valiant fight Torricelli helped me sink poor Dean, we caught him unaware I am so frightened of my wife And I’ve been wondering if I should try to go home, do I dare? Why must some women cause such strife? Now the story’s all over the world They’re trying to take it away from me And I suspect behind it all you’ll find dear Hillary I sent my bimbo to Africa Will...
  • DFU SONG: Sesame Street (Phil. Mayor John Street)

    10/17/2003 9:54:53 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 11 replies · 353+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - SESAME STREET - go to the site and scroll down for MIDIHe's a crook...tell us how much he took He's been bugged, and he has felt the heat So the race card has been played...it's been played by Mayor John Street He is scum...his wife has come undone Watch her scream...those two don't miss a beat So the race card has been played...it's been played by Mayor John Street He screwed Philadelphia...it was such an easy thing He thought he'd pulled it off...really...thought he'd pulled it off...thought he'd pulled it off Hillary...says you will not see me...
  • DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (Bob Beckel --- ha ha ha ha ha) 8-30-02

    08/30/2002 8:18:18 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 40 replies · 380+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - CAMP GRENADA How's it hanging…Robert Beckel…you will be so fun to heckle You were seeking out some action…you are lucky your wife's not put you in traction You were surfing…evening's boring…Tiffany showed off her whoring She was dressed provocatively…lately your thing had been seeming rather shrively An appointment you were setting…would there be some heavy petting At three hundred bucks an hour…you were hoping something would rise like a tower She arrived and got right to it…oh, yes, Robert…she could do it You need more than electoral…she would teach you a few tricks about things oral So...
  • DFU SONG: Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying (Leahy will be caught leaking) 8-29-02

    08/29/2002 10:45:48 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 8 replies · 210+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - DON'T LET THE SUN CATCH YOU CRYING They're ready to burst your bubble You took an oath…you'll be in trouble A secret you can't seem to keep You are just another leftist creep Leahy, you'll soon be caught leaking You had been on Judiciary Your blabbing mouth was quite scary A nice big fat orange jumpsuit Would really be a hoot Oh yes…Leahy, you'll soon be caught leaking You've really built a reputation For politics you'd screw this nation Like your RAT pals you can't be trusted It's about time you are busted A nice big fat...
  • (reprise) DFU SONG: Blame It on the Bossanova (Torrecelli does campaign donor's wife) 8-1-02

    08/01/2002 8:57:34 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 10 replies · 429+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 (orig. 1999) | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    This is too much. A toy manufacturer gives big bucks to the Torricelli campaign and comes home from the office early one day. He catches his wife in bed with his candidate. No wonder Torricelli is such a big defender of Clinton. These are the dueling scumbags. MIDI - BLAME IT ON THE BOSSANOVA Russell worked so hard for this DemocRAT But he did not know he's a scheming rat He arrived at home…and what would he see He saw the guy doing his wife, Uni It was Robert Torricelli…right before his eyes It was Robert Torricelli…who's quite small in...
  • DFU SONG: If You're Going to San Francisco (scumbag Stanley Hilton song) 5-26-02

    05/26/2002 2:05:21 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 13 replies · 547+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO -- 2nd column, 6th down If you're going to San Francisco Make sure you go see Stanley Hilton there Drop by his office in San Francisco Tell him his mom deserves some better care He had been charged in San Francisco He walked 'cause of technicalities Those who have known him in San Francisco Say that Stanley is quite a low-life sleaze He's a real Bush hater…this could not be greater Oh, yes…he is a scumbag He's the latest RAT hitman…he is so full of it, man Oh, yes…Stanley's a scumbag…Stanley's...