New Gray Davis Bumper Sticker.
Posted on 05/25/2001 20:33:56 PDT by Varmint Al
New Gray Davis Bumper Sticker and the Web Site so you can get One or Many.
from
www.GrayOUT2002.com
Posted on 04/20/2002 3:12:03 PM PDT by DadOf3
FREEP GRAY DAVIS EVENT!!!!
Sacramento and Northern Cal Freepers here’s your chance to protest of our megalomaniac governor.
BRING A SIGN
Monday April 22nd
Davis will be making two appearances Monday
10:00 am
Secretary of State Building – Auditorium
11th & ‘O’ Street, Sacramento
or….
1:00 pm
Alkali Flats Boys and Girls Club
1117 G Street, Sacramento
Here are some sign ideas
Gray Davis
Follow the money
Gray Davis
He’ll walk a mile for a bunk
Captain Queeg
has lost his strawberries
Election Year $hakedown $pecial
New Laws now 50% off!!
Hey, hey, Governor Gray
How much money did you raise today?
SEE YOU ALL THERE
Apparently there will be press at these events. If you have the time, please try to show up. Lets let Governor Dufus know what we think of him.
And BUMP Gray "Dim-Bulb" Davis out of office.
SIMON says: "BUMP!"
Last year, I flagged every San-Diego-area FReeper regarding Davis's speech in Escondido - the one which resulted in the bankruptcy of PG&E.
Not one bothered to show up. Good luck.
California Govenor Gray Davis bumper stickersHumor for the day.footnote to post COLLECTED BY.What is the difference between Gray Davis and the Titanic?
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"If Gray Davis were a power plant, he'd be Chernobyl."
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"If Gray Davis were a football team, he'd be the 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs."
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"If Gray Davis were an international organization, he'd be The League of Nations."
"If Gray Davis were a geographic location, he'd be the Bermuda Triangle."
"If Gray Davis were an airplane, he'd be the Spruce Goose."
"If Gray Davis were a street, he'd be a dead-end."
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"If Gray Davis were a debutante, he'd be Janet Reno."
"If Gray Davis were a military strategy, he'd be the Maginot Line."
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"If Gray Davis were Abraham Lincoln, I'd be picking cotton."
"If Gray Davis were a tree, he'd be petrified."
"If Gray Davis were a pet, he'd be Cujo."
"If Gray Davis were a day of the week, he'd be Monday."
"If Gray Davis were a historic period, he'd be the Dark Ages."
"If Gray Davis were a flower, he'd be a dandelion."
"If Gray Davis were a state, he'd be Washington, D.C."
"If Gray Davis were a golf shot, he'd be a Mulligan."
"If Gray Davis were a sailboat, we'd be rowing."
"If Gray Davis were a tense, he'd be past."
"If Gray Davis were a minor French Socialist politician, there'd be no difference."
"If Gray Davis were Jimmy Carter, at least we'd have a sweater."
"If Gray Davis were a racehorse, he'd be Mr. Ed."
If I were gray Davis I would resign in disgrace
Author: Hugh Hewitt CA radio host left at his website at his radio station.
New Gray Davis Bumper Sticker and the Web Site so you can get One or Many.
from
www.GrayOUT2002.com
Gray, Gray, he's our man, we barf when he appears, that is what we can
ROFLMAO!!!!
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Cartoon by Mike Shelton of the Orange County Register
hee hee hee...THAT'S A GOOD ONE ...hee hee hee
'GRAY' is not colorless, just SHADY!!!
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