Posted on 05/06/2002 1:58:46 PM PDT by Impeach98
The Joint Legislative Audit Committee Investigative Hearings into the Oracle scandal are being broadcast LIVE!
GW AND DICK CHENEY MADE ME DO IT!
SIMON MADE ME DO IT!
I'M INNOCENT! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!
D14TRUTH DID THIS TO ME!
I KNOW NOTHING!
DEFINE IS!
That entire scene was a Follywood type of diversion. Yeah sure Benito Davis called the Chp after the FBI had been there before taking out stuff. Sure Davis knew nothing of the Whoreacle deal. Sure the Whoreacle deal was good for Kaliforians and Arafat is for peace in the Middle East!
The odds of anything of importance being in that truck are 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to .1.
Honest. I ran outta gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake,...
...a terrible flood,
...locust's.
It wasn't my fault!! *
These people have a zero sense of humor, and Davis has zero tolerance when that humor is directed at him.
We will come up more great stuff. Some stuff so great, we will take the stuff to Kinkos and print up some great signs to put on the back of our SUVs and pickups!
The back of my OJ Simpson full size all White Bronco is waiting for something really great to put on it!
If every conservative owner of a SUV or Pickup put something big and funny on the back of their SUV or tailgate sticking it to Davis, he would never recover.
Lets have a big humor roll on Benito Davis!
He is the CHP guy who helped Davis to haul away the empty dump truck of stuff last friday.
He has just been appointed to el supremo numero uno El Captitan of the CHP by Herr Davis!
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