Comeback is futile for Gore

Daily Utah Chronical (U Utah) ^ | 4/15/02 | James Seaman

[Argus]

"the pirates of Enron."

It's the Crimson Permanent Assurance!

[daviddennis]

I wouldn't be quite so complacent, folks. A Democrat has a shot at the White House in 2004. Not a very good one at the moment, granted, but just like the War on Terrorism, we should not allow ourselves to go mushy and complacent because we're doing well now.

D

[mombonn]

So why nominate Gore and wish an even crueler fate on the man who suffered the disappointment of the narrowest presidential loss ever?

Why? For the pure joy of watching him lose by a LANDSLIDE in 2004.

He nearly STOLE the election in 2000; but by the grace of God, he LOST in spite of the RATS felonious efforts.

I want to see him and his goons utterly demolished in 2004.

[arete]

The zombie algore is lost without a political office. He can't even earn a living on his own. I think that he really wants to run but probably won't. Like Hitlery, he's now not going to run for anything unless it is a sure thing. Another defent would push him over the edge.

Richard W.

[Paulus Invictus]

And this came from a U.of U, leftist student paper!? Can you possibly believe that "Gore fought the good fight"? HUH? Gore showed himself to be a nasty and ridiculous contender who lost in spite of his machinations and those of the RATs in FL who attempted to steal the election with hanging chads.

[nightdriver]

"I don't know about you, but I'm voting for Lieberman!"

Which one are you voting for? The Lieberman who says that he will claim to be against abortion when speaking in private, or the Lieberman who says that he will claim to be for abortion when speaking in public? (smirk)

[Preech1]

Kinda reminds me of a sign I made up for a pro-Bush rally after the 2000 election..."Resistance is Futile, Concede Algore!"

[Timesink]

Clean shaven and sharp-tongued,

And bloated. You left out bloated.

[.38sw]

I have a photo of Al Gore with his mouth open on my refrigerator. I consider it a diet aid.

[Keeper of the Turf]

Hey 'No Current Freeper By That name', looks like no one is paying attention to your rambling. Take that as a hint.

[backhoe]

The core of our problems right there, in a nut shell. The writer feels that rats, in general, know what's best for everyone and aren't timid about transforming their "mother knows best" attitude into policy either....

Along those lines, I had the misfortune to hear some audio clips Rush played today of supporters and reporters comments after Gore spoke, and the toadying, worshipful tone of them was sickening. Especially from the reporters- they talked like they were speaking about some minor God come to earth. They were excited, for God's sake!

[William Tell]

From the article: "Florida, you'll recall, kept the 2000 presidential election hanging in the balance for weeks before George W. Bush's 537-vote margin finally became official. "

What tripe! GORE kept the 2000 presidential election hanging in the balance.

Imagine if Gore did run in 2004 and suffered a landslide loss evidenced by national maps depicted solidly in red. Imagine now that Gore calls to concede.

"Who did you say is calling? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Gore, but the President isn't taking any calls this evening."

[kayak]

Which algore are they talking about. the fat one, the skinny one, the one with a beard, the one with the airbrushed pants, or the one that promised everything to everybody?

The one that doesn't know anything about deodorants or anti-perpirants .....

[Marianne]

Clean shaven and sharp-tongued, Al Gore, and sweating profusely . . .
Someone should tell him to keep his suitcoat on.

[Hugin]

"Who did you say is calling? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Gore, but the President isn't taking any calls this evening."

Now that would be snippy!

[Irene Adler]

"I have a photo of Al Gore with his mouth open on my refrigerator. I consider it a diet aid."

What a good idea. Algore DOES have a use.

[SteveH]

[In a country where more than half the population falls below the average IQ, we aren't playing our cards right.}

My slide rule is blowing a circuit on this one...

[Cicero]

Unlike Lake Woebegone, where all of the children are above average.

[motorhead]

When the man lays his pillow at night just before dropping off to sleep with visions of Whoppers in his head, the thought keeps popping into his head "If I'd only carried Tennessee or Arkansas, I'd be president". Poor AL. To really know him is to really despise him.