Comeback is futile for Gore

Daily Utah Chronical (U Utah) ^ | 4/15/02 | James Seaman

[tet68]

even the most twisted sadists don't have the heart to seem him lose again.

Run Al, Run!

[Poohbah]

Do you know the true definition of "sadist?"

A true sadist is someone who's kind to a masochist...

[OldFriend]

It's indeed a twisted sadist who would inflict Al Gore on this country as it's President.

[tet68]

The masochists say, "Whip me."

The Sadists say, " NO."

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Heeheeheeheeheehee...

[tet68]

Still it might be worth it just to see Janet, Al, Bill, Hillery!, and Tipper, all on the stage again.

Are we gonna have to change all those bumper stickers around to say,

Loserman/Bore

?

[EBUCK]

Gore can't win, so Democrats should save the man from himself.

The core of our problems right there, in a nut shell. The writer feels that rats, in general, know what's best for everyone and aren't timid about transforming their "mother knows best" attitude into policy either.

I'd rather see Gore run on his own ability/virtue (if he's got any that is) than see the rats keep him from running just to spare his feelers.

EBUCK

[calljack]

Taken from an article over at DU. I don't know where to start. I am especially fond of the sentence that begins with "In a country where more than half the population falls below the average IQ" What more can I say. "I really think the problem is that we as liberals are in general far more intelligent, well reasoned and educated, and will go to astonishingly great lengths to convince people of the integrity and validity of our fair and well thought out arguments. The audience, in case anyone has been paying attention, isn't always getting it! I suspect the problem is not the speaker - it is most of the audience. Our problem with getting our message across to people outside "the choir" is our understanding of the intelligence of our greater audience. [In a country where more than half the population falls below the average IQ, we aren't playing our cards right.} I agree that vituperative language and bellicose attacks do more harm than good and should be avoided, but likewise, 30 minute speeches don't play to the 30 second attention-span crowd, and these are the guys whose single-minded lack of attention to details and whose votes in swing states are giving us heartburn."

[gitmo]

I want to see him do a Dukakis. Except carry one less state.

[copycat]

Gore returned there on Saturday, taking numerous verbal swipes at the sitting president, calling the GOP "the pirates of Enron."

Pathetic...

[hillsborofox]

His die-hard supporters may go to their graves defending the Tennessee native...

Notice the writer wisely avoids the claim that anyone in Tennessee is defending loserman Gore.

[Dante3]

I heard Gore looked like a loser, prespiring all over.

[socal_parrot]

I want to see him do a Dukakis

Impossible. As big as his a$$ has gotten, he'd never fit in a tank.

[gitmo]

"In a country where more than half the population falls below the average IQ"

Lake Wobegon, where all the children have above average IQ.

[gitmo]

Lieberman might have a chance. He could whine the terrorists into committing suicide in the comfort of their own homes.

[chainsaw]

Which algore are they talking about. the fat one, the skinny one, the one with a beard, the one with the airbrushed pants, or the one that promised everything to everybody?