Granola-state kids' idea of fun: "Nude Slumber Parties"

San Jose Mercury News ^ | 5.16.02 | Ann Landers

[mhking]

DEAR ANN: I hope you can help me with an unusual problem. My teenage daughter was recently invited to a nude slumber party. She assured me there would be no boys present.

I called the mother of the girl and talked to her about this party. While the mother admitted the idea was strange, she said she would be present during the party to supervise. She also said her husband and teenage son would be away for the weekend, so there would be no males present in the house. She assured me that nude slumber parties are all the rage these days.

[mhking]

Ann's response is just as baffling to me as the concept.

[camle]

OF COURSE IF YOU HAVE TO ASK aNN lANDERS FOR ADVICE ON THIS ONE, YOU HAVE ISSUES THAT i CANNOT HELP YOU WITH

[SteamshipTime]

I'll tell you exactly what's going on: host mom plans to hide a camera and sell it as a snuff film.

And I still meet people who insist there are no parallells between the USA and the Roman Empire.

[Phantom Lord]

Why are these parties all the rage? 1 reason... Lesbianism is the 'in thing' and the 'cool thing to do.' Its that simple.

[Phantom Lord]

Snuff film? Are you saying she is planning on killing the girls?

[dighton]

DEAR MOM: Trust your instinct (something wrong here), not some hack writing under the name Ann Landers.

[SteamshipTime]

My understanding of a snuff film was of a pornographic film circulated in the black market--not just films of killings.

Host mom plans to hawk an under-age "voyeur" film if you will.

[southern rock]

Don't tell me. The mom is Rosie O'Donnell, right?

[spectre]

"YOU might learn something"...

The reply suggested, to me, that the Mother might learn that her daughter prefers "girls" over "boys".

sw

[EggsAckley]

She also said her husband and teenage son would be away for the weekend,
so there would be no males present in the house.

Yeah, right, going away and leaving them alone ASSURES that no boys would be present.

[SteamshipTime]

Is Ann Landers one of the undead? Or is it just her embalmed corpse, cleverly wired for robotic movement?

Muhahahaha!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

So torn on this issue . . . so torn . . . life is difficult.

[hopespringseternal]

Why are these parties all the rage? 1 reason... Lesbianism is the 'in thing' and the 'cool thing to do.' Its that simple.

BINGO!

While the homosexual lobby is real keen on this sort of things, they aren't the only culprit. The dirty old man industry is also marketing lesbianism for all its worth.

I really need the opportunity to sell used cars to these mothers.

[codebreaker]

This would be the time for the boys to try a Tom Hanks 'bosom buddies' kind of dress up stunt .

I was born 20 years too late..and yes, Ann Landers is off her rocker

[codebreaker]

I think the supervising mom is getting more out of the party than the nude female teens are..

[Clemenza]

No big deal. About twelve years ago, the "in" thing at fire stations in Miami was a game of "Scrotum on the Head."

[cynicom]

Ann is a socialist, does that explain your bafflement???

[Xenalyte]

Which of course would be a GREAT name for a band!

[biblewonk]

Nude teen all female slumber parties are the 'rage'? This is new to me and I have a teen girl.

[KC_Conspirator]

WTF? I have never heard of this. Who the hell is putting this on and why are there not lawyers suing her? This either sounds like A) a put on or B) a twisted freak show where the host or the kids are up to something more.

Either way Anne Landers, being the morally corrupt person she is, can't even tell this lady to tell her kids "No" and then intruct her to pick up the phone and call the local sex crimes police squad or child services. I can only imagine if this were a "Prayer Sleepover" Landers would be full of indignity.