The US Department of Health is conducting a meta-analysis of several dozen research efforts that suggest a) a consistent, daily administration of sever ass-kickings combined with a monthly regimen of inserting "depressed" middle-class US adolescent into envrionments in which they experience the conditions of their peers in Kosovo, Darfur, my house, and other slices of the real world that are much worse than their own, have shown to be efficacious anodynes for being a pissy little twit.