LOL
You all make me rolling over the floor, really, the world series is a joke, base ball is a game with fat people who can't run 5 min before having a heart attack, american football players are so girly they need heavy protections so they don't get hurt (poor darlings) and basket ball, let's not talk about it.
Only ice hockey is ok if you want my opinion (which you don't)
By the way, it's not soccer, it's FOOTBALL
Any activity where the "stars" are known by only one name is not a sport. Yes, RonaldoPeleAlexei Chastahamm, I am talking about you. Any activity where you can sustain a "painful injury," only to stand up and say "hey, I'm ok" after 30 seconds of Oscar-winning acting, is not a sport. Any activity where grown-up men run around in very short shorts for hours, chasing a ball they're not allowed to touch, and where one of the "team members" can dress completely different from the rest of the "team", is not a sport. Any activity where the fans bring gigantic phallic symbols to the stadium in order to taunt the other "team's" fans, is not a sport. Any activity where you have to mobilize the police to prevent a riot inside the stadium on any given game, is not a sport.
And finally, any activity that has fans hell-bent on convincing the unconvinced that it is indeed a sport...isn't. Succer reminds me of the old saying, "if you have to keep telling people how rich, sexy, smart, or cool you are...you aren't."
Sean Taylor would hit a bitch soccer player so hard, his lungs would collapse and his mother would die of shock.
You know many, many people died playing football until Roosevelt made them change some rules/equipment for safety. That's why they wear pads and helmets, dip.