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'[Person] Eating' Piranha Relative Found in Russian Pond
Moscow Times ^ | Jul. 25 2014

Posted on 07/27/2014 1:06:48 AM PDT by nickcarraway

The Baltic Sea is not known for its flesh-stripping tropical fish, but this season, a close relative of the piranha reputed to have a fondness for nibbling on men's testicles has appeared in the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad on the Baltic.

A local fisher nabbed several South American pacu in a city pond and handed them over to marine biologists for identification, Interfax reported Friday.

The pacu is a cousin of the omnivorous piranha. Unlike its fearsome relative, it mostly subsists on a pacific diet of nuts and algae, but last summer media dubbed the pacu the "ball cutter" when another was caught far from home, this time in the Oresund Sound between Denmark and Sweden. News reports cited experts as saying that the fish was known for attacking the testicles of male swimmers in its native South America.

Pacus, which can be kept in domestic conditions, can grow up to 90 cm in size, though they rarely outgrow half a meter in captivity.

The fish in Kaliningrad were likely released into the pond by a local aquarist after they grew too large to keep at home, the report said.

The edible fish are now the legitimate prey of local fishermen. But they would not have survived the Baltic winter in any case, Interfax said.

This is not the only recent case of pets in Russia outgrowing owners' expectations: Earlier this month, a Vietnamese potbelly pig was abandoned in eastern Moscow after swelling to a whopping 120 kilos despite being sold as a dwarf pig. The sow was shipped to an animal shelter whose owners promised to help her lose weight.


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: napl; piranha; russia

1 posted on 07/27/2014 1:06:48 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

No one wonder everyone is so grumpy over there.


2 posted on 07/27/2014 1:07:57 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

No one wonder everyone is so grumpy over there.


3 posted on 07/27/2014 1:07:58 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I hate to be one to tell you, pal, but...


4 posted on 07/27/2014 1:33:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

“mostly subsists on a pacific diet of nuts and ...”

That’s just wrong, plain wrong.


5 posted on 07/27/2014 1:33:31 AM PDT by Usagi_yo
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh noes! It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and those fish are scary.


6 posted on 07/27/2014 1:36:36 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Oh noes! It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and those fish are scary.

"We're not worried!"

7 posted on 07/27/2014 1:50:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

In mother Russia, fish catch you!


8 posted on 07/27/2014 2:02:22 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The poor fish would starve if those two were swimming!


9 posted on 07/27/2014 2:10:24 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

> The poor fish would starve if those two were swimming!

Moochelle, OTOH...


10 posted on 07/27/2014 2:18:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway
Did you hear about this one? Giant anteaters kill two hunters in Brazil. The world's gone nuts.
11 posted on 07/27/2014 2:27:27 AM PDT by McGruff (We can't even secure our border never mind Ukraine's.)
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To: nickcarraway

“Ball cutter”, so much for skinny dipping.


12 posted on 07/27/2014 3:56:36 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s my Uncle Sasha.


13 posted on 07/27/2014 4:18:09 AM PDT by Piranha (Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have - Saul Alinsky)
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To: nickcarraway

The fish wouldn’t find a thing to eat if it were in the Northeast US.


14 posted on 07/27/2014 4:23:35 AM PDT by BobL
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To: nickcarraway

There’s something fishy about this tale that has gotten out into the (inter)net.


15 posted on 07/27/2014 4:55:35 AM PDT by mosesdapoet (Serious contribution pause.Please continue onto meaningless venting no one reads.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ROTFL!


16 posted on 07/27/2014 5:01:04 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Hubris and denial overwhelm Western Civilization. Nemesis and tragedy always follow.)
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To: nickcarraway

I was in a pet store last year and was taken aback when I saw these.
They look like a piranha, w/o the nasty dentures.
Supposedly harmless. Well....

BTW, another little gem, Poison Dart Frogs. Can you believe it. Being sold as pets.
Again, supposedly they get their poison from the plants they eat and as pets are harmless. I won’t be experimenting with them.


17 posted on 07/27/2014 5:29:02 AM PDT by Vinnie
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diet of nuts and algae

ouch!


18 posted on 07/27/2014 5:31:21 AM PDT by bikerman (Because of the lack of ammo there will be no warning shots.)
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To: Savage Beast

I can think of a few more, too.


19 posted on 07/27/2014 6:02:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

News reports cited experts as saying that the fish was known for attacking the testicles of male swimmers in its native South America.


Several were released in a swimming pool used by GOP leadership. They starved to death.


20 posted on 07/27/2014 8:59:59 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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