DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-04 ("For 2 whole days, I layed in the corner drooling & making weird sounds")

DUmmie mopaul | November 6, 2004 | Dummie mopaul and PJ-Comix (A New Vegas Comedy Duet?)

[sweetliberty]

Sleep well. I will keep y'all in my prayers.

[wasp69]

But then, the fever dreams began, and I descended into hell, headfirst. I saw all the souls of all the disenfranchised voters in a lake of burning sulpher and I heard their terrible lamentations, and I remember wishing that I'd never been born with ears, or eyes to see their awful suffering.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

[parsifal]

The sewer? Of course I am in DU very deep under the names of, oops, I almost gave myself away. And yes, some of DU's dumbest moments over the last few years have come courtesy of moi. In my vainer moments, I like to think that I have chased away a few thousand DU subscribers by simply being a typical DU'er and openly expressing the deepest darkest insanities of what passes for the radical DU mind.

In short, by simply being an honest DU'er and running my mouth, I accomplish good. What is so unbeleivable is that the dumber the post, the more insane the claim, the more the DU gallery, even the smarter ones, applaud. It is like the Bible-thumping right who stomp and cheer for some of that old time religion, even when you get to Jonah swallowing the whale and the flood story. The lefty DU'ers froth at the mouth for some of that good old time socialism/communism even when you get to wanting to put conservatives into re-education camps. Suprising how violent the doves can be in their closets.

However this particular online nervous breakdown is not one of mine. I have no sexual problems of the kind alluded to in the final sentence. I took one of them Zen/tantric sex class things way back in the 70's and learned all about pleasing one's lover. parsy the paramour.

[sporkgoddess]

Why, thank you! I have been sporking ever since 6th grade, when my friends and I would run up to Taco Bell in the food court and just grab ten, fifteen sporks at a time. Great fun. :D

And, sorry about the link... I screwed up. This one should work!

http://www.livejournal.com/~bush_sucks

Entertainment for hours... that is, until the stupidity gets to you so much that you want to start murdering people.

[hattend]

mopaul's hangover was vividly re-inacted in the movie: "Team America, World Police". You remember the scene, where the actor is in the back of the bar.

BTW: I saw the movie for the first time last night and I laughed until it hurt. I will be getting the DVD.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! Parsy; you still got it.

[Not A Snowbird]

You know, I though LSD had gone out of fashion. It appears our dear mopaul has a private stash?

Poor little ant.

[mlocher]

i think this poor guy just had a revelation. too bad he did not have an epiphany that would open his eyse to the truth of conservatism.

[mlocher]

I'm all for opposing points of view, but these people are insane on a satanic level.

like you, i'm also for opposing points of view. problem is, the du folks don't have a point of view, just etheral emotions emitting into the either.

[mlocher]

Every few hours, I would drift back into lucidity, just long enough to realize I was laying in the corner of the living room with spittle running down my cheek and into a large puddle at my chin

poor guy should have had michael palin put a drool bucket just below his lip.

[misharu]

Ping!

[misharu]

Note to the DUmmie: 'Tis called a "Computer" and not a "computer machine." A noun does not operate as an adjective. If you wish to use two words to describe a computer, the try "computing machine" or "electronic tabulator." What a silly git.

Oh my word!!! I almost spit my beer all over my monitor!!

[Army Air Corps]

Ah, then my job is done! ;-)

[Laurita]

They're all about the cosmos and "if it feels good, do it" unless of course they're
too stoned . . . After all their b**ching, their protests only ever last until the pot
runs out. Like the Kerry presidency, the DU thought processes are
Up in Smoke

[wasp69]

ping

[varyouga]

DUmmie blast-from-the-past PING.