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DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-04 ("For 2 whole days, I layed in the corner drooling & making weird sounds")
DUmmie mopaul | November 6, 2004 | Dummie mopaul and PJ-Comix (A New Vegas Comedy Duet?)

Posted on 11/06/2004 2:54:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: cupcakes

They are going to boycott Walmart! Yeah, right.


61 posted on 11/06/2004 5:47:07 PM PST by beckysueb (We won! WhooHoo!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
..mantra that I couldn't quite make out...'mandate'...'exit polls'....'massive turnout'...'4 more beers, 4 more beers'.....

Proof that Tayrayzuh posts under the name mopaul.

62 posted on 11/06/2004 5:47:33 PM PST by MaeWest (Reporting from behind west coast enemy lines.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Me thinks he was slipped peyote tea.


63 posted on 11/06/2004 5:49:32 PM PST by Feiny (I always keep a supply of liquor handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL!
I'm sure he'll make a good Pokemon monster..


64 posted on 11/06/2004 5:52:43 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: miskie

Thats what it sounds like to me. Either that or he was stinkin' drunk.


65 posted on 11/06/2004 5:52:50 PM PST by beckysueb (We won! WhooHoo!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Evidence Mounts That The Vote Was Hacked
by Thom Hartmann

When I spoke with Jeff Fisher this morning (Saturday, November 06, 2004), the Democratic candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives from Florida's 16th District said he was waiting for the FBI to show up. Fisher has evidence, he says, not only that the Florida election was hacked, but of who hacked it and how. And not just this year, he said, but that these same people had previously hacked the Democratic primary race in 2002 so that Jeb Bush would not have to run against Janet Reno, who presented a real threat to Jeb, but instead against Bill McBride, who Jeb beat.

"It was practice for a national effort," Fisher told me.

66 posted on 11/06/2004 5:56:37 PM PST by granite
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To: PJ-Comix
"..and apologized to my wife and my neighbors in the apt. above me."

wait...so his wife bolted from his drunken stupor and found solace at the neighbors place?

67 posted on 11/06/2004 6:08:22 PM PST by FightforFreedomCA (big bang theory: in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.)
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To: killjoy
"I am considering moving from my RED state to a BLUE state as well."

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68 posted on 11/06/2004 6:10:54 PM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Every time I post a DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmie Threads it is based on dies immediately. They must really monitor this stuff closely.

Someone on your ping list is a spy. It would be kind of fun to figure out who.....

69 posted on 11/06/2004 6:11:53 PM PST by skikvt
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To: ColoradoAce
"No one could be that stupid without being on mushrooms."

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I originally read that as: "No one could be that stupid without being a mushroom."

70 posted on 11/06/2004 6:16:29 PM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: beckysueb

Yeah, I hear you. I don't believe it either.


71 posted on 11/06/2004 6:17:45 PM PST by cupcakes
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To: sweetliberty

shroom bump


72 posted on 11/06/2004 6:21:35 PM PST by berkeleybeej (Jump Dan, Jump! You too, Tom & Petah)
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To: killjoy
Well then I'm going to boycott Ben & Jerry's and my local head shop and I won't be buying any more incense or macrame plant hangers or Phish CD's. That'll show em'
73 posted on 11/06/2004 6:22:18 PM PST by skikvt
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To: PJ-Comix
After this I felt only blackness, cold and empty, where no shadows ever lived because no light had ever shone there.

Yeah, I believe it! Hey, mopaul, you shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free. Let the light shine, man, let the light shine into your self-created pit of despair.

74 posted on 11/06/2004 6:22:24 PM PST by shezza (We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail.)
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To: killjoy
Hey killjoy, the poster you quoted said "I am anti-war for reason of the sixth commandment."
I bet they are pro-choice though.

75 posted on 11/06/2004 6:28:25 PM PST by DocRock (If you have bandwidth, I have a lot of reference material on my homepage.)
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To: diamond6; parsifal
"Okaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Either this is a freeper in disguise or a seriously troubled person with mental problems."

I know of one FReeper who is twisted creative and clever enough to pull this off and who actually enjoys skinny dipping in the sewer.

76 posted on 11/06/2004 6:32:42 PM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: killjoy

I guess the guy from this rant you posted never read the Old Testament, especially the book of Joshua.

I am not from a rural area and I am a college graduate.

They just will never get it, EVER.


77 posted on 11/06/2004 6:35:11 PM PST by valleygal
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To: granite
DESPERATE DUmmie Invents News Stories

Bypasses spell check

Washington, D.C.
5 November 2004 -

NEWS IS BREAKING THAT KARL ROVE AND PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH CONSPIRED TO HAVE LEAKED TO THEM JOHN KERRY'S GLOWING EXIT POLL NUMBERS TO NOT BE REPORTED TO THE AMERICAN NEWS MEDIA WHO COLLECTIVELY PAID $10 MILLION TO THE NATIONAL ELECTION POOL - HIRED TO TABULATE ELECTION EXIT POLLS. THIS CONSORTIUM OF THE MAJOR TELEVISION AND THE ASSOCIATED PRESS USES THESE EXIT POLLS TO PREPARE STORIES ON THE ELECTION AND TO MAKE PROJECTIONS OF RACES ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

THEY DID NOT GET THEIR MONEY'S WORTH.

JOHN KERRY'S VERY EXCELLENT EXIT POLLS CAUSED PANIC TO SET IN AT THE WHITE HOUSE; WHERE IT IS REPORTED THAT PRESIDENT BUSH WAS ABOUT TO WRITE HIS CONCESSION SPEECH AS JOHN KERRY WAS GOING TO HIS HOUSE TO WRITE HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

KARL ROVE, DIEBOLDT, SEQUOIA AND ELECTIONS SYSTEMS & SOFTWARE, OHIO SEC. OF STATE, J. KENNETH BLACKWELL AND OTHERS - INCLUDING THE STREAM OF BUSH POLLSTERS WHO SPUN THE "MORAL VALUES" COVER STORY ON FRIDAY - HAVE CONSPIRED TO THRWART THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. AN ACT OF TREASON.

BREAKING NEWS BY HOUR REPORTS THAT CNN, CBS, ABC and now, some of those cable news programs devoted to President Bush - FOX NEWS AND NBC - ARE SCAMBLING TO REPORT ON THE STORY OF THE CENTURY: THE ATTEMPTED THEFT OF THE 2004 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL AND GENERAL ELECTIONS.

AS OF 10 P.M. EST - NEWS REPORTS CONFIRM THAT PRESIDENT BUSH, NOW AT CAMP DAVID, SUPPOSEDLY PREPARING FOR A SECOND-TERM IN OFFICE, IS IN SECRET MEETINGS TO CHANGE U.S. ELECTION LAW BEFORE HE HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS THE TRUE WINNER OF TUESDAY GENERAL ELECTION.

KARL ROVE, THE PRESIDENT'S ARCHITECT OF HIS RE-ELECTION EFFORT, WAS REPORTED BY CNN AND OTHER NEWS ORGANIZATION, TO HAVE CALLED THEM IN AN ATTEMPT TO PRESSURE THEM TO CALL THE STATE OF OHHIO AND ITS 20 ELECTORAL VOTES FOR THE PRESIDENT.

FOX NEWS CHANNEL AND NBC/MSNBC AGREED AND CALLED OHIO FOR THE PRESIDENT WHILE OHIO VOTERS CONTINUED TO STRAIN POLLS WAITING MORE THAN 12 HOURS IN LONG LINES TO VOTE. THE VOTE TABULATION DOES NOT REFLECT THE RECORD OHIO TURNOUT IN ALL 88 COUNTIES.

CNN REFUSED TO CALL OHIO FOR THE PRESIDENT; HOWEVER, FOX NEWS AND MSNBC CALLED OHIO - GIVING PRESIDENT BUSH 269 ELECTORAL VOTES. ONE SHORT OF THE REQUIRED 270 NEEDED FOR ELECTION.

MASSIVE AND WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD ACROSS THE UNITED STATES CONTINUES TO BE REPORTED WITH THE WORST STORIES COMING FROM FLORIDA AND OHIO. REPORTS SAY THAT KERRY IN FACT DID WIN BOTH STATES WITH A SUBSTANTIAL POPULAR VOTE LEAD AS WELL NUMBERING TO PERHAPS 3.8 MILLION - THE SAME AMOUNT CLAIMED BY KARL ROVE AND THE PRESIDENT.

REPORTS OF NATIONWIDE ANGER FROM BOTH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS AND A PENDING INVESTIGATION BY THE GENERAL ACCOUNTING OFFICE COULD BE A PRELUDE TO A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS NOT SEEN IN THIS COUNTRY SINCE THE 1972-74 WATERGATE SCANDAL THAT FORCED THE DISGRACE AND FORCED RESIGNATION OF RICHARD M. NIXON.

ON THURSDAY, PRESIDENT BUSH, CLAIMING VICTORY AND A MANDATE, SAID IN HIS 16TH NEWS CONFERENCE THAT HE "EARNED CAPITAL IN THIS CAMPAIGN AND I INTEND TO SPEND IT." HE THEN SPIRITED OFF TO CAMP DAVID AS NEWS BROKE OF THE IMPENDING ELECTION VOTING SCANDAL. THE PRESIDENT MADE NO COMMENT ON THE WIDESPREAD REPORTS OF MASSIVE ELECTION FRAUD FLOODING IN FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

THE WHEREABOUTS OF KARL ROVE, DIEBOLDT CEO WALDEN O'DELL AND OHIO SECRETARY OF STATE J. KENNETH BLACKWELL IS UNKNOWN AS OF FRIDAY, 11;15 P.M. EST.

MEANWHILE, A MASSIVE MARCH IS BEING PLANNED TO HIT ALL STATE CAPITALS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES WITH A HUGE GATHERING HEADING TOWARD WASHINGTON D.C. TO DEFEND THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AND THE TRUE RESULTS OF THE 2004 GENERAL ELECTION.

SOURCES SAY JOHN KERRY AND JOHN EDWARDS REMAIN MUM, WATCHING DEVELOPMENTS. JOHN KERRY'S NOVEMBER 3RD CONCESSION IS NOT SEEN AS LEGALLY BINDING AND IS A POLITICAL DEVICE. SHOULD THE TRUE RESULTS OF THE OHIO VOTES EMERGE WITH RESULTS FROM OTHER STATES IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME IN U.S. HISTORY THAT AN ELECTION HAS BEEN PROVEN NULL AND VOID. IF THIS IS THE CASE, THEN JOHN KERRY BECOMES THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT IS CLAIMING 286 ELECTORAL VOTES WITH THE STATE OF IOWA GOING TO BUSH. IT IS THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS THAT IOWA HAS VOTED FOR A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT. REPORTS OUT OF IOWA INCLUDE MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS REGARDING THE TOTAL VOTE COUNT.

NEWS SPREAD QUICKLY OF NEO-CONSERVATIVE ATTACKS ON PENNSYLVANIA SENATOR ARLEN SPECTER (R) WHO IS EXPECTED TO RISE TO CHAIR THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE. SPECTER, WELL LOVED BY PENNSYLVANIANS FOR KEEPING HIS WORD IS CONSIDERED PRO-CHOICE AND SAID HE DOES NOT SEEK TO HAVE ROE V. WADE OVERTURNED.

PRESSURE IS MOUNTING IN WASHINGTON AS U.S. AND BRITISH FORCES PREPARE FOR AN IMMINENT ASSAULT ON THE IRAQI CITY OF FALLJUH. TENSIONS ARE MOUNTING AS THE CITY'S RESIDENTS ARE ASKED TO LEAVE THE CITY. IRAQ'S PRIME MINISTER WARNED THAT "THE WINDOW IS CLOSING FOR PEACE IN FALLUJA."

EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH AS NEWS OF THE MASSIVE ELECTION FRAUD SPREADS AMONG JOHN KERRY'S SUPPORTERS. THE COMING MARCH ON WASHINGTON IS EXPECTED TO DRAW 20-25 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE WEEKS AHEAD TO DEMAND THE UPHOLDING OF THE 25TH AND 27TH AMENDMENTS TO THE U.S. CONSTITUION.

TENSIONS REMAIN HIGH AROUND THE WORLD ON THE CERTIFICATION OF THE U.S. GENERAL ELECTION WHICH WILL NOT TAKE PLACE UNTIL DECEMBER AT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. MEANTIME, INCREASING REPORTS OF MASSIVE ELECTIONS FRAUD IS EXPECTED TO OPEN THE LARGEST INVESTIGATION OF STATE AND COUNTRY ELECTIONS OFFICIALS AND OFFICES IN U.S. HISTORY.

78 posted on 11/06/2004 6:40:07 PM PST by granite
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To: the Deejay
I was only there ONCE and that was TOO OFTEN.

This was during Reagan's funeral. I recall mopaul's posts.

What filth from that one I've never seen in all my 61 yrs.!

Then it is altogether fitting, right and just that we should watch him writhe in the agony his hubris and nastiness have wrought.

79 posted on 11/06/2004 7:53:24 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("Whatever." -- sinkspur)
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To: PJ-Comix; 4ConservativeJustices; stainlessbanner; little jeremiah; GOPcapitalist; ArGee; ...
Take a look at this, guys.

Do an author search on the original poster to find two or three days' worth of similar posts since the election. The Dems are practically insane with outrage that they actually lost! The drivel they are writing as they contemplate their navels is actually entertaining.

And they deserve it. To be our entertainment, that is.

Soup's on! Time to feast on 'Rat stew.

80 posted on 11/06/2004 7:59:15 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("Whatever." -- sinkspur)
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