Posted on 11/06/2004 2:54:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix
TOO darn funny!!!
I want to see dan blather off camera (or is this really him?)
I can picture him,peta jennnings and ted koppel all rolled up in a ball in the corner, wailing and slobbering...
Mopaul should print out his thoughts and send him to one of those poetry contests -- you know, the kind that awards $58,000/year.
I guess it beats having no marketable skills and having to all of a sudden look for a job. |
him = them (sorry!)
Good idea. Psychiatrists say it's best not to disrupt your normal routine when you experience a devastating loss.
Well maybe the "average" American is less than half of the voting population now. The majority voting for Bush were white, lived in rural areas, were less educated than Kerry voters, and voted for "moral" reasons for Bush. Those are the facts. I for one believe that a person who ignores the sixth commandment going to war is not a moral person and is not a Christian. I am anti-war for reason of the sixth commandment.
The question is, what do Liberals do now. I for one am going to hold back on my spending in the next four years. Everything I buy I will ask if the seller is a republican, if they are I will not buy from them. If I buy a car it will be only from a Democrat, a house from a Democrat only, I will only work for someone who is a Democrat. I will stop shopping at Walmart because of their policies. I think we should hit the oppressive republicans right in the pocketbook where it hurts them, because that is the only thing they care about in the long run, money. I am considering moving from my RED state to a BLUE state as well.
Liberals should do a little research and find out who donated to Bushes re-election. Then boycott doing business with people who supported Bush. That is what I am going to do. If republicans lose almost half of their income from the Liberals they hate, that would be a good and fair payback from Liberals in my opinion. The republicans have divided this country, so be it. Bush cannot heal the wounds he has created in the Liberal peoples hearts. Of course, Bush has no heart to begin with does he? Ha!
Mega-LOL!
This one is so off-the-wall I'm tempted to suggest that it is someone trolling the DUmmies. Ooops, I guess I just did suggest that, huh? If it is a troll, then it's wildly successful. The other DUmmies all took him perfectly seriously.
Oh Please. No one could be that stupid without being on mushrooms. But.....I like it. Could you add me to your ping list? Thanks in advance.
Kelly
"I saw all the souls of all the disenfranchised voters in a lake of burning sulpher and I heard their terrible lamentations, and I remember wishing that I'd never been born with ears, or eyes to see their awful suffering."
From the prophetic visions of Mamma T.
DU's love darkness and hate the light; For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light. John 3:19, 20
OH, they assume that the rest of the people who voted for Kerry are as extreme as they are. I happen to know many aren't and certainly are not going to withhold from spending pleasures or even for things they need based on who is or is not a democrat.
BTW, isn't this a net gain for us? If all those welfare and "disability" checks go uncashed, that is more money for us red staters to spend;-)
Geez, these people are hilarious.
I think this guy had 9 shots of gin and one white raisin instead of the other way around.
Dummies are more like roaches. The scatter when you turn the lights on.
The DUmmie FUnnies is the result of my observations of the DUmmie Ant Farm. It NEVER fails to FASCINATE. I am sure that the FUNNIEST stuff on the Net is right here at the DUmmie FUnnies. Everyday is like a new adventure in the realm of hilarity.
I actually did have an Ant Farm when I was a kid but the DUmmie Ant Farm is far more entertaining. It is almost like the DUmmies exist for NO OTHER REASON than my personal entertainment pleasure.
Nope. mopaul is a regular over there with over 1000 posts.
Sounds like a schizophrenic fugue.
Haloperidol will fix it.
Maybe it should become the communion wafer of the DU (that and Night Train).
When you think about it, the DUmmie FUnnies IS my magnifying glass. Every time I post a DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmie Threads it is based on dies immediately. They must really monitor this stuff closely.
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