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DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-04 ("For 2 whole days, I layed in the corner drooling & making weird sounds")
DUmmie mopaul | November 6, 2004 | Dummie mopaul and PJ-Comix (A New Vegas Comedy Duet?)

Posted on 11/06/2004 2:54:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

TOO darn funny!!!

I want to see dan blather off camera (or is this really him?)

I can picture him,peta jennnings and ted koppel all rolled up in a ball in the corner, wailing and slobbering...


21 posted on 11/06/2004 3:15:46 PM PST by ChefKeith (Life is GREAT with CoCo..........NASCAR...everything else is just a game!(Except War & Love))
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To: PJ-Comix

Mopaul should print out his thoughts and send him to one of those poetry contests -- you know, the kind that awards $58,000/year.


22 posted on 11/06/2004 3:15:54 PM PST by Rocko (Congratulations, President Bush!)
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To: PJ-Comix

 

I guess it beats having no marketable skills and having to all of a sudden look for a job.


23 posted on 11/06/2004 3:16:16 PM PST by Fintan (I wanted more Bush...I GOT MORE BUSH!!!!!)
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To: Rocko

him = them (sorry!)


24 posted on 11/06/2004 3:17:11 PM PST by Rocko (Congratulations, President Bush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
For 2 whole days, I layed [sic] in the corner drooling & making weird sounds…

Good idea. Psychiatrists say it's best not to disrupt your normal routine when you experience a devastating loss.

25 posted on 11/06/2004 3:18:48 PM PST by FredZarguna (Ready now thy pajamas. For the Dark Queen begins to gather all evil things unto herself.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The following was posted to a USENET group I read. Enjoy:

Well maybe the "average" American is less than half of the voting population now. The majority voting for Bush were white, lived in rural areas, were less educated than Kerry voters, and voted for "moral" reasons for Bush. Those are the facts. I for one believe that a person who ignores the sixth commandment going to war is not a moral person and is not a Christian. I am anti-war for reason of the sixth commandment.

The question is, what do Liberals do now. I for one am going to hold back on my spending in the next four years. Everything I buy I will ask if the seller is a republican, if they are I will not buy from them. If I buy a car it will be only from a Democrat, a house from a Democrat only, I will only work for someone who is a Democrat. I will stop shopping at Walmart because of their policies. I think we should hit the oppressive republicans right in the pocketbook where it hurts them, because that is the only thing they care about in the long run, money. I am considering moving from my RED state to a BLUE state as well.

Liberals should do a little research and find out who donated to Bushes re-election. Then boycott doing business with people who supported Bush. That is what I am going to do. If republicans lose almost half of their income from the Liberals they hate, that would be a good and fair payback from Liberals in my opinion. The republicans have divided this country, so be it. Bush cannot heal the wounds he has created in the Liberal peoples hearts. Of course, Bush has no heart to begin with does he? Ha!

Mega-LOL!

26 posted on 11/06/2004 3:19:10 PM PST by killjoy (I'm John Kerry and I'm relieved of duty.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This one is so off-the-wall I'm tempted to suggest that it is someone trolling the DUmmies. Ooops, I guess I just did suggest that, huh? If it is a troll, then it's wildly successful. The other DUmmies all took him perfectly seriously.


27 posted on 11/06/2004 3:25:54 PM PST by DGray (http://nicanfhilidh.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh Please. No one could be that stupid without being on mushrooms. But.....I like it. Could you add me to your ping list? Thanks in advance.
Kelly


28 posted on 11/06/2004 3:27:54 PM PST by ColoradoAce
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Is this guy bazaar or what? I didn't even feel like that when Mr and Mrs Goon Squad was re-elected.
29 posted on 11/06/2004 3:28:09 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: PJ-Comix
I consider the DUmmies to be like my personal ant farm

Do you ever take a magnifying glass to them?
30 posted on 11/06/2004 3:29:45 PM PST by BJClinton (Poster under heavy sedation; do not take posts seriously.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I saw all the souls of all the disenfranchised voters in a lake of burning sulpher and I heard their terrible lamentations, and I remember wishing that I'd never been born with ears, or eyes to see their awful suffering."



From the prophetic visions of Mamma T.


31 posted on 11/06/2004 3:30:26 PM PST by cripplecreek (John Kerry was beaten like a rented mule)
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To: PJ-Comix

DU's love darkness and hate the light; For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light. John 3:19, 20



32 posted on 11/06/2004 3:35:54 PM PST by FreeRep
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To: killjoy

OH, they assume that the rest of the people who voted for Kerry are as extreme as they are. I happen to know many aren't and certainly are not going to withhold from spending pleasures or even for things they need based on who is or is not a democrat.

BTW, isn't this a net gain for us? If all those welfare and "disability" checks go uncashed, that is more money for us red staters to spend;-)

Geez, these people are hilarious.


33 posted on 11/06/2004 3:41:06 PM PST by cupcakes
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To: PJ-Comix

I think this guy had 9 shots of gin and one white raisin instead of the other way around.


34 posted on 11/06/2004 3:42:19 PM PST by CSM43 (A plan is not a litany of complaints.)
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I think this is an insult to ants. Ants are very hard working and organized. I’ve seen them work together to bring down a bug 200 times their size.

Dummies are more like roaches. The scatter when you turn the lights on.

35 posted on 11/06/2004 3:44:01 PM PST by meowmeow (We are all Buckhead!)
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To: rocky88
PJ I love the new name "DUmmie Ant Farm" - it's so appropriate.

The DUmmie FUnnies is the result of my observations of the DUmmie Ant Farm. It NEVER fails to FASCINATE. I am sure that the FUNNIEST stuff on the Net is right here at the DUmmie FUnnies. Everyday is like a new adventure in the realm of hilarity.

36 posted on 11/06/2004 3:44:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Fintan

I actually did have an Ant Farm when I was a kid but the DUmmie Ant Farm is far more entertaining. It is almost like the DUmmies exist for NO OTHER REASON than my personal entertainment pleasure.


37 posted on 11/06/2004 3:46:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: DGray
This one is so off-the-wall I'm tempted to suggest that it is someone trolling the DUmmies.

Nope. mopaul is a regular over there with over 1000 posts.

38 posted on 11/06/2004 3:48:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sounds like a schizophrenic fugue.

Haloperidol will fix it.

Maybe it should become the communion wafer of the DU (that and Night Train).


39 posted on 11/06/2004 3:48:36 PM PST by najida (Liberals: Their mama's didn't raise'em right!)
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To: BJClinton
Do you ever take a magnifying glass to them?

When you think about it, the DUmmie FUnnies IS my magnifying glass. Every time I post a DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmie Threads it is based on dies immediately. They must really monitor this stuff closely.

40 posted on 11/06/2004 3:51:15 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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