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DUmmie FUnnies 02-22-05 ("Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means...")
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| February 25, 2005
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 02/22/2005 6:16:56 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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It's almost impossible to top yesterday's DUFU edition, "Clueless about women, please help me out," so I didn't even make the attempt. However, I thought you might find this edition of interest since it is yet another look into bizarre DUmmie psychology. As far as yesterday's edition, it definitely deserves to be chronicled in comix form as well. That is where the CD-ROM insert of the DUmmie FUnnies book comes in since all the color comix would go there. So if you are Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency, please stress that CD-ROM insert when pitching the DUmmie FUnnies book to the publishers. Oh, and my contact address for literary agents and publishers is:
PJ-Comix.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:16:57 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
"..."I support the Republican/Bu$h/NeoCON agenda and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell. Praise the lord." "
I'm pretty much down with that.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:18:34 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:19:07 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:22:01 AM PST
by
kizzdogg
To: cripplecreek
"..."I support the Republican/Bu$h/NeoCON agenda and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell. Praise the lord." " I'm pretty much down with that.
Me too!
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:23:01 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(http://route-82.blogspot.com)
To: kizzdogg
Nope, gotta get in before the ping to be first.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:23:26 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: PJ-Comix
“Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means...‘I support the Republican/Bu$h/NeoCON agenda and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell. Why didn't somebody tell me sooner?
Normally I avoid "cutesy" ribbons, but if this one is that clear about the message I better run out and buy a few!
To: cripplecreek
Damn you!! (Shakes fist angerly)
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:25:20 AM PST
by
kizzdogg
To: kizzdogg
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:26:12 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: PJ-Comix
My car's got plenty of stuff in the back window:Seems like these stickers are always affixed to 1984 Ford Fiesta rattraps.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:29:15 AM PST
by
angkor
To: PJ-Comix
Seems like the Dummies aren't happy unless they are totally "enraged" over something trivial..Damn!! GET A LIFE!!
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:30:24 AM PST
by
ReeWalker
(At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are,)
To: PJ-Comix
"When Clinton lied, nobody died"
Really?? just google Clinton Death List, and you find many websites with the list of Arkancide victims
but then again, we are dealing with DUmmies....
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:31:51 AM PST
by
backinthefold
(Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax)
To: PJ-Comix
The Iraqi oil fields NO LONGER belong to the terrorists. That’s how I love that come back.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:34:45 AM PST
by
techcor
(DUmmy screed: "To insanity, and beyond!")
To: PJ-Comix
"all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell." Sounds like a plan to me.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:38:43 AM PST
by
Condor51
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Gen G Patton)
To: cripplecreek
I think this one:
says it all, without excess verbiage. I have the sticker, but not on my car, I prefer to freak out DUmmies by wearing this:
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:39:01 AM PST
by
EllaMinnow
(Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
To: PJ-Comix
I suppose my cowhide seat covers and Texas longhorn hood ornament would be REAL turn-offs for them!
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:40:24 AM PST
by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
To: PJ-Comix
"and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell."
Hey! The dumbles are getting it! Kewl!
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:40:50 AM PST
by
Adder
(Can we bring back stoning again? Please?)
To: Adder
To: EllaMinnow
And I must say, you look mighty nice in it too.
To: PJ-Comix
I am thinking of designing a ribbon also. Probably in black with the words "Support the Brave Iraqi Freedom Fighters" on it in red or yellow. I could make a fortune off of the Dummies.
I swear, I have never a bigger group of people who absolutely have to be miserable to be happy. Even DUmmie Steve from yesterdays edition. Not only does he date someone way out of his league, he knows she is out of his league and now will be all despondent and sh!t because he got shot down. In other words, by looking to be miserable, he will be happy.
Reminds me of the song on Hee Haw about despair, misery and woe.
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posted on
02/22/2005 6:46:16 AM PST
by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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