Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, How is Andy doing? at 6:50 AM this morning was enter cancer into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdys supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning cancer, is in the [brackets]:
How is Andy doing?
[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]
I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?
[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]
Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.
[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]
Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.
[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]
I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.
[Youve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasnt slept since April.]
This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!
[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]
HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...
[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruths Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]
Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.
[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]
pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.
[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST pancreatic cancer patient in history.]
Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!
[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]
I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.
[Yeah, all that chemotherapy is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]
for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.
[Dont hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]
Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.
[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]
Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.
[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]
Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.
[Dont give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]
Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.
[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]
Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.
[Careful careful. It is okay to use the vague term thing but DONT use the word cancer or it could mean your tombstoning.]
Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.
[Scamdys next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]
I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.
[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]
Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works
[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]
I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...
[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]
OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.
[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]
I've noticed that Pied Piper Pitt has been MIA for almost a week. No DUmmie posts nor even PDA Blogs by the Bloviator. Has the fact that he got SCAMMED once again by Scamdy by posting those PHONY documents sunk in yet? Somehow I think Pitt might have had a nervous breakdown. Remember, he hasn't been able to sleep since April. It wouldn't surprise me a bit if Pitt is now residing in a Rubber Room.
Can you put Scamdy's pic on a bottle of Miracle Whipple?
I guess I'll never develop civilized tastes. I like lobster but really enjoy crawdads especially when cooked with sausage, corn and potatos.
Bah, if you've been to one zot party, then you've been to them all!
I just checked Pied Piper Pitt's PDA Blog. NO new blogs in a week. Something has definitely happened with him. I haven't spotted him in DUmmieland in a while either. I guess all that sleep deprivation is catching up with him.
Either that or he's lost his thesaurus.
Just out of curiosity.
Are you allowed to fly right after major surgery.
How did Andy get to Seattle so quickly. I seem to remember something about flying and the side effects after surgery. For him to have 12 hours of major surgery and hop on a plane a week or two later is really pushing it a it.
Here is a link about dangers of flying after surgery.
http://www.zyworld.com/MFedin/RR/Feb7.htm
This is OT but I am noticing more and MORE talk about Cheney '08 recently. You might remember me mentioning in a previous DUFU edition that there is a move afoot to get Cheney to run in '08 IF his doctors give him the go-ahead. This week Chris Matthews on his show was seriously discussing the increading possibility that Cheney will run in '08.
No wonder Pitt can't sleep. He realizes he has become a national laughingstock.
In all fairness, he could have been talking about sweet red peppers. I made fajitas two nights ago and used green and red peppers, both sweet. They come in almost every color of the rainbow these days.
You're welcome to come aboard for the spearfishing expeditions..
Hey, Thanks! We didn't do much spearfishing, but I have a lot of friends that were in the (San Diego) Bottom Scratchers (spearfishing club dating from the 1930s) and a very good friend who was an excellent spearfisherman. He could dive to 100 feet, no problem.
Ping me if your friend is serious. I have friends in the NE who have dove the Doria repeatedly and I know a couple of the boat captains. Two of my women friends have also dove the Monitor on expeditions.
The Doria is a seriously dangerous dive. Your friend should consider it carefully before attempting!
That sounds about right.
"he said his gall bladder was removed"
I found this on the timeline:
Feb-19-05
goodboy posted to DU: Andy was on his way to have his gall bladder out the previous day (Feb 18)>>
I couldn't find it but I remember Andy stating that he was getting back to normal after that surgery. The jaundice was going away. Was that statement attached to the gallbladder removal? Can anyone search DU and find those statements?
"The Doria is a seriously dangerous dive. Your friend should consider it carefully before attempting!"
He's had his Master Diver ticket for about 10 years now and I think he's wanting a real challenge. He's been researching the Doria dives for a couple of years, but I'm not sure if he's going to give it a try.
The people I know who have done it are all Instructor Trainers. It's deep, cold and dark with heavy currents and poor visibility.
On the upside, they've got some awesome artifacts!
Even "sweet" bell peppers seem a bit of a stretch for someone who had a portion of his duodenum removed a fortnight ago. Then again, I'm not a doctor.
SD
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