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DUmmie FUnnies 09-15-05 (Sick DUmmie Wishes Heart Attack On Bush)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 15, 2005 | DUmmie and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/15/2005 6:06:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

WOW! I've known for quite some time that the DUmmies are completely DERANGED when it comes to the subject of George W. Bush. Their total HATE knows no bounds but this DUmmie THREAD titled, "My Letter To Bush," goes way beyond even the most vile of venom spewing out of DUmmieland. The author of the piece is DUmmie lynettebro440. I repeat, DUmmie lynettebro440, for you law enforcement people and shrinks out there. In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, we will concentrate SOLELY on sicko DUmmie lynettebro440. I repeat, sicko lynettebro440. And the vicious post of DUmmie lynettebro440, I repeat, DUmmie lynettebro440, is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks that DUmmie lynettebro440 is so full of HATE that she most likely is the one to suffer a heart attack, is in the [brackets]:

My Letter To Bush

[Your Poison Penn Letter to Bush.]

George:

You don't know me; I live in the heart of this great nation called the United States of America. I live inside the heart of every American and every human on earth. I'm that spot in your heart that pumps fresh air into the smut that we inhale every day from your administration’s destruction of me. I am a person and I am angry.

[You're NOT human but you sure are angry...and MAD as a moonbat.]

You don't know me because I haven't been loud enough for you to hear me and get to know me. I'm the heart of all of those people you have touched with sadness and grief. I wake up every morning and go to work, I make just enough to support myself, I don't own a gas guzzling SUV and I didn't vote for you or any election that your family has been associated with for the last 4 decades.

[Only EVIL Republicans drive gas guzzling SUVs...except for the one that John Kerry drove but somehow claimed he didn't own because his Sugar Mommy bought it for him.]

You almost got to know me once in 1988, with your daddy's connection to a sadistic child porn and kidnapping ring that was running amuck in the little big city in the heartland of Nebraska. I wish that you would have gotten to know me back then because it would have meant that my voice would have been loud enough to be heard over you and your family’s scandal. You didn't get to know me but I got to know you, the true you, the corrupt, vile, sadistic, pedophilic person that you and your family are really about.

[Oh yes. The "well known" child porn and kidnapping ring that George Herbert Walker Bush ran in Nebraska during the middle of his 1988 presidential campaign. Thanx for proving your (in)credibility.]

You don't know me but I would like to introduce myself to you. My name is unimportant to you but I'll describe myself a little to you so that you might better be able to understand who I am, and who the people like me in the world are, and who you are soon going to get to meet. You might want to have old Dick Cheney maybe read this letter with you because he might better be able to explain to you, due to his own heart experiences, the kind of person that I am and what it means.

[Yes, DUmmie lynettebro440. Describe yourself a little more so the Secret Service can more easily locate you for a "little talk."]

George, I am like a heart attack that is about to happen to you. I realize that your heart doesn't have the capabilities to feel any emotions, since this has been apparent for most of your life. But no George, believe me, this is how you are going to feel. I'm a lot like a heart attack George and let me explain to you what I am and what I can do to you. You'll first get a little twinge inside your heart, a pain that makes you take attention. You'll wonder "What was that?" kind of feeling and you'll shake it off and continue doing whatever it was you were doing. But soon you'll get a stronger pain, and then a tingle down your arm. You will have no choice but to pay attention now and you will begin to have little fear coming over you. You'll have to sit down and take a rest.

[And you, DUmmie lynettebro440, are like a FART that won't go away. Your noxious fumes linger long after you have spewed your venom.]

But George, just like the start of a true heart attack, you won't be able to brush this off. Soon you heart will begin giving you pain that will drop you to your knees and at this point you will be begging the Jesus whose name you have been taking in vain, and swear that you will never again hurt anyone and you will help all the poor. But George, it will be too late for you by that time.

[It was long ago too late for you DUmmie lynettebro440. Your twisted mind is permanently warped.]

I am your heart George; I am the heart of America. We the people that have a heart are like the pumping of such blood that feeds yours. And unlike you, I do know you. I have paid very close attention to you; I have been quiet, except to educate my own children to fight the battles that I have fought since I was their age with your family. I have kept my heart healthy, I eat right, (I smoke but no worse then what you give me to breathe anymore) I care about my fellow man, and I want everyone to have the same rights as myself. I am like your heart George, and I am about to drop you to your knees.

[This definitely sounds like a DEATH THREAT from a deranged stalker. I repeat. The name is DUmmie lynettebro440.]

You killed my brothers and sisters in full view on TV, right in front of my eyes. You held back help and aid to dying people as they slowly starved to death. Well George, there is an old saying in the heartland of America. You reap what you sow. I only wish that I could be the one in that room with you, when your heart drops you to your knees. I only wish that I could be holding the aspirin or defibrillator as I stand across the room and smirk at you while you experience the slow painful death that you will encounter as you die in front of me. I can only hope I can be as uncaring and despicable as you have been to me and my fellow humans during this time with you. I honestly hope George that you experience as much pain as you have given all of us because of the lack of caring from your own heart.

[Yup. Definitely a candidate for a padded cell in the John Hinckley ward of the Lee Harvey Oswald Mental Health Institute.]

I hope that you have gotten to know me better George, I'm your heart and I'm about to take you to your knees. It was nice knowing you. Adios...

[It was NOT nice knowing you, DUmmie lynettebro440. Adios...]

The Heart of America

[They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."]


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To: Hawk1976
Pure hatred for anyone who dares to think differently from them. They're hatred is infecting them like rabies infects an animal, slowly driving them mad until they become dangerous to anything around them. Sadly they are caught in a trap of their own device, the longer you hate the deeper you hate until hatred consumes you, mind and soul. DUmmies can't grasp that.

I have seen many of them talk about alienating their families with their rhetoric. And they think their families are the crazy ones.

81 posted on 09/15/2005 11:38:19 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Antioch
For Muslims, she wants to stop the pain against your people.

Then she needs to start with their leaders.

82 posted on 09/15/2005 11:45:13 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't own a gas guzzling SUV

Algore, is that you?

83 posted on 09/16/2005 3:13:14 AM PDT by SIDENET (Nothing produces the quite same reaction as the sighting of a large, flying cockroach.)
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To: beckysueb
You held back help and aid Sort of like the DUmmie who left the woman and children stranded after the hurricane in NO because she had a Bush bumper sticker on her car.

I don't believe that happened in NOLA.

84 posted on 09/16/2005 5:20:10 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Pelosi is as empty as an Amish Phone Directory)
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To: ReeWalker

These people have never understood that irrational, obsessive hatred just gives the object of that hatred total control over the life of the hater. Even when the object has no idea the hater even exists.

I have mixed feelings about this thread. On one hand, we need to realize these uber haters exist. OTOH, they are totally revolting.

The original post reminds me of the unpopular girl in junior high who writes hate screeds to the class beauty in her diary every night. Probably has a voodoo doll, as well.

It isn't just you.


85 posted on 09/16/2005 5:30:15 AM PDT by reformedliberal (Bless our troops and pray for our nation.)
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To: SCALEMAN; beckysueb
You held back help and aid Sort of like the DUmmie who left the woman and children stranded after the hurricane in NO because she had a Bush bumper sticker on her car.

I don't believe that happened in NOLA.

It was just a moment in the life of a DUmmie, refusing to stop and help a lady with a flat tire. Nothing to do with the hurricane.

SD

86 posted on 09/16/2005 7:08:40 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: ReeWalker
I have no concept of how anyone could let the President or the hatred of the President totally rule ones life...

Indeed. I don't recall reading any such screeds against Clowntoon. (I suppose a few deranged individuals might have posted them, but if so they were quickly deleted by the mods.)

87 posted on 09/16/2005 7:08:40 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: berkeleybeej
As far as I know, nobody has directly accused Dubya of taking part, just 41, Gerald Ford, Cheney, Baker, and other random lesser-known individuals.

"Just" 41, Ford, Cheney and Baker.

However, Dubya and Rummy would have been at Bohemian Grove when some of this went down in the 80s. (Isn't the annual gathering there in late August? And most of the administration was on vacation at that time this year and every year since 2001...Hhhmmm, you think that may have been where Operation Destroy N.O. was devised?)

"Operation Destroy NO" With the doomsday hurricane-making and -steering device. Yeah, this is rational.

SD

88 posted on 09/16/2005 7:11:03 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

"Operation Destroy NO" With the doomsday hurricane-making and -steering device. Yeah, this is rational.

Shh, don't tell the DUers about the VRWC weather machine.


89 posted on 09/16/2005 7:23:09 AM PDT by darkangel82
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To: beckysueb

"I have seen many of them talk about alienating their families with their rhetoric. And they think their families are the crazy ones."

Oh yeah. I remember a number of threads in which someone would complain about a family member not listening to their rhetoric. They always claimed that before finally lamenting online to other DUmmies, they tried everything they knew which was usually browbeating and non-stop screeching. The standard advice by the rest of the DUmmies was that that DUmmie should abandon and alienate the family member.

I remember one woman saying her husband and kids turned on her, that they became right wing monsters and that she didn't know who they were anymore. She said this, then went on to explain that they really weren't interested in what she had to say, that they didn't pay any attention to the death and destruction GWB was leaving all around them. The DUmmies' advice here was to tell her that she needed to leave her husband and the kids. At least one other told her she needed to take the kids... and get them "deprogrammed". I wish I still had that thread laying around. It was a doozy.


90 posted on 09/16/2005 7:49:01 AM PDT by kenth
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To: berkeleybeej

WHAT!!??

They need to get a clues, this is the wrong side of the spectrum for those acusations! More projection, to be sure!!


91 posted on 09/16/2005 8:46:07 AM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: kenth
I remember one woman saying her husband and kids turned on her, that they became right wing monsters and that she didn't know who they were anymore. She said this, then went on to explain that they really weren't interested in what she had to say, that they didn't pay any attention to the death and destruction GWB was leaving all around them. The DUmmies' advice here was to tell her that she needed to leave her husband and the kids. At least one other told her she needed to take the kids... and get them "deprogrammed". I wish I still had that thread laying around. It was a doozy.

It wasn't mother Sheehan, was it? LOL

92 posted on 09/16/2005 9:43:19 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: SoothingDave
It was just a moment in the life of a DUmmie, refusing to stop and help a lady with a flat tire. Nothing to do with the hurricane.

OK. I misunderstood. I assumed it was in the hurricane. Thanks for the correction. We get accused of being liars enough by the DUmmies. We sure don't need to give them any ammo.

93 posted on 09/16/2005 9:45:31 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: SCALEMAN

It didn,t. I guess it was all Katrina all the time at that time so I assumed. Thats what I get for doing my own thinking. LOL


94 posted on 09/16/2005 9:47:17 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Tillyt7

Ping! Your first!


95 posted on 09/16/2005 9:59:30 AM PDT by americanMel
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To: beckysueb

Ha. Yeah, I realized after I had posted it that it could fit her.

I know I read one woman's comments over there that made her sound to be Sheehan. She supposedly lost her son in combat. I'm pretty sure she's an official DUmmie. It can be hard to tell the difference between DUmmies. The screeching posts all repeat the same phrases as if it's part of their mantra.


96 posted on 09/16/2005 10:18:26 AM PDT by kenth
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To: PJ-Comix
I wake up every morning and go to work, I make just enough to support myself, I don't own a gas guzzling SUV

*****************

These are certainly the credentials I consider desirable in a political commentator.

97 posted on 09/16/2005 10:23:48 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: KJC1
This creepy, insane stalker-in-the-making needs a visit from the SS and serious medication too.

I agree. There was something really unhinged and way too death-fantasy about this poster.

98 posted on 09/16/2005 12:02:58 PM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: cripplecreek

That's " fish-eyed fool"


99 posted on 09/16/2005 12:05:24 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is there a Franklin, Neb? I seem to remember that name in conjunction with a pedophile ring.


100 posted on 09/16/2005 12:13:33 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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