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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 (Operation Chaos Victory Causes DUmmieland Meltdown)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 23, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/23/2008 5:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:

***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***

[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]

CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]

Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.

[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]

She's dead broke. Some win.

[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]

No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?

[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]

She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!

[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]

The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.

[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]

Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince.

[Rush for Puppetmaster.]

You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!

[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.]

Pass the bong already

[I need to kill the pain of a prolonged Democrat primary due to Operation Chaos.]

A W E S O M E !!! Bring the party down NOW!

[A fringe benefit of Operation Chaos!]

Hard truth: You used to have a clear Obama lead and now you've got muddy water. Tonight breathes new life into the Hillary camp. We can bring the popular vote to the fore, and we can win this game.

[Hard Truth: DUmmies are now imploding.]

The main thing I'm going to remember is the reaming Obama got.

[The main thing to remember is the smile you just put on Ben Burch's face.]

Enjoy it while you can. It is all down hill for Clinton after today.

[Is that you, Ken Norton?]

The Goddess of War wants to start a nuclear holocaust and she hates and rejects democratic activists. She's a fearmonger and a warmonger. She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair.

[Which is the ultimate goal of Operation Chaos.]

And I am extremely disappointed in my fellow Pa'ers who didn't have the guts to vote honest and real change. Instead, they allowed the Democratic machine controlled by Rendell to lie to them.

[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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To: PJ-Comix
Wrong. No matter what happens now the entire Democrat Party is on the ropes.

You have it right! The longer the Dim party stays fractured, the harder it is to reunify what is left over. It is becoming harder to fathom a Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket. Many of Barry's supporters have said they will "sit this one out" and not vote at all if Hillary is the nominee. Many of the remainder will swing to McCain. This is to McCain's benefit on both counts.

Those in the Dim party who have been asking Hillary to step down, and if she becomes the candidate, there will be "hell to pay" with the vindictive Klintoon ROCO Machine. Heaven help them if Hillary actually becomes POTUS - but that's not gonna happen.

While both Dim candidates weaken each other, McCain is getting a good head of steam up.

21 posted on 04/23/2008 6:01:57 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: PJ-Comix
These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair

These are exactly the values the Democrats cherish. Except when THEY get hurt by them.

22 posted on 04/23/2008 6:03:50 AM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix
Be sure to listen to Rush at noon to get your new Operation Chaos marching orders on the heels of this victory.

LOL! OUTSTANDING post & comment! LOL!

I wouldn't vote for Hillary if you or Rush Limbaugh put a gun to my head, but I sure am enjoying OPERATION CHAOS!

LOL!

23 posted on 04/23/2008 6:03:54 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: PJ-Comix

They sound so...bitter.


24 posted on 04/23/2008 6:07:10 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: PJ-Comix; All
At what point do we begin to encourage Hillary to launch an independent bid for the White House if the nomination is stolen from her?

Would that be Phase 2 of Operation Chaos?

25 posted on 04/23/2008 6:11:33 AM PDT by Bobarian (Your NEED is not a legitimate claim upon MY productivity, thank you very little.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Where is the evidence that Rush influenced R’s to cross over and vote for Clinton? If he was that influential our nominee would be someone other than McCain. Pa. was going to her no matter what some wishful pollsters were trying to throw against the barn wall.


26 posted on 04/23/2008 6:11:37 AM PDT by Round 9
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To: PJ-Comix
I was just over there reading the DUmmie threads.....their heads are about to explode!!!

A DUmmie, noel711 started a thread "My House Is Like A Morgue Tonight", apparently her daughter feels "betrayed by white people".

One comment had me laughing, as did this DUmmie FUnnie...

"Unrepentant Fenian (129 posts) Wed Apr-23-08 12:59 AM Response to Reply #74

83. "This thread is giving the TROLLS a good laugh. See the link

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=701989

The keyboard commandos at AR-15 are having a good laugh at this thread. I wonder how loud they'll be whining when Clinton or Obama are being sworn in. I own guns, but it's people like them that put gun rights WAY down at the bottom of my list of priorities."

This TROLL is having a very good time, thanks DUmmies!!!!

27 posted on 04/23/2008 6:15:42 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: Loud Mime
"I get the feeling that they don't like Hillary."

What gave you that idea? Hahahahaha. I'm having too good of a time!!!

28 posted on 04/23/2008 6:17:56 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: PGalt
I wouldn't vote for Hillary if you or Rush Limbaugh put a gun to my head, but I sure am enjoying OPERATION CHAOS!

Let me tell you, it was very, very, VERY hard to vote for Hillary and I felt DIRTY after I voted. But it helped to get the Operation Chaos ball rolling.
29 posted on 04/23/2008 6:21:23 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: HoosierHawk
They sound so...bitter.

LOL!
30 posted on 04/23/2008 6:21:55 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: Girlene; lilycicero; jazusamo; smoothsailing

Not to be missed!


31 posted on 04/23/2008 6:26:23 AM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
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To: PJ-Comix
***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***


32 posted on 04/23/2008 6:26:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!

NEXT STOP: PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE!!

33 posted on 04/23/2008 6:28:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.

We will Barry you!

34 posted on 04/23/2008 6:29:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
She's dead broke.

Hillary is never dead. She is THE UNDEAD!!

35 posted on 04/23/2008 6:30:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money?

To further weaken and damage BOTH Democrat candidates, to help them destroy EACH OTHER! That is the PURPOSE of Operation Chaos!

36 posted on 04/23/2008 6:34:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Since when does 9.38% = 10%?

Is that the new fuzzy math?

He kept her in single digits. She is toast.

37 posted on 04/23/2008 6:34:06 AM PDT by freedomwarrior998
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To: PJ-Comix
The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.

Oh, I'm sure they will turn out to vote for Hillary on November 5th.

38 posted on 04/23/2008 6:36:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
She is a loser. . . .

What does that make the person who loses to a loser?

The Biggest Loser! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

39 posted on 04/23/2008 6:39:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince

McCain for President

40 posted on 04/23/2008 6:41:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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