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DUmmie FUnnies 09-12-08 ("The bloody VOICE!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 12, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/12/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As we have seen, including in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) is rampant in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are now so far gone that they can't even bear to hear the sound of her voice as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The bloody VOICE!!!" Yes, Sarah Palin's voice drives DUmmies absolutely CRAZY. Actually they are already NUts but Palin's voice makes them go completely bonkers. So let us now watch the DUmmies go berserk at the sound of Palin's voice in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUmmies can now get jobs as extras in "28 Days Later" remakes, is in the [brackets]:

The bloody VOICE!!!

[Drives the loons NUts!!! Perhaps we should send Apache helicopters over Afghanistan to play Sarah Palin recordings on loudspeakers to drive Al-Qaeda from their caves..]

Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview. Forget the content (or lack thereof), the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR

[Uh, uh, umm... Well, I umm...certainly ah, ummm...happy that uh...that is, Obama's uh, voice, doesn't ummm...bother you.]

Oh geez...Hillary and that fake northeastern accent...fingernails on chalkboard. Palin's reminds me of Francis McDormand (sp?) from her role in Fargo

[Actually Hillary's normal accent is that of suburban Chicago. The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent.]

Great minds think alike. I already call Palin. "Marge Gunderson."

[Yah! Actually I like the Marge Gunderson accent.]

Lindsey Graham and Phill Gramm. Their voices SUCK and its not the southern thing either because I grew up and still live in the south. I know I've complained about their voices too. Palin's voice is just plain horrible.

[And you will be hearing a lot more of her voice for years to come. Hee! Hee!]

Oh I complain about liebermans voice. GOD it irritates me to no end x( I can't listen to him I have to turn him off. Worse than listening to boosh and I'd definitely prefer listening to nails on a chalkboard than hear one peep outta liebermans maw.

[Lieberman's voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]

I ALWAYS think of the guy on Alf! Sounds just like him!

[Perhaps but when I see Lieberman speak, he reminds me of a muppet.]

Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Bush*, Lindsey Graham all have HORRIBLE voices that make me want to throw a shoe through my t.v. whenever I hear them. Oh, and Rod Decker, a local newsman has the worst voice on the planet.

[Chris Matthews sounds like a honking goose whenever he blurts "HA!"]

What can possibly be worse than Jaaames Sensennnnnbrennnnnerrrrr? Also, the voices and accents of so many other Republican senators. O Mi God. Oh, jesus. Is there anything worse? Republicans are such ugly people. Ugly in manner, ugly in attitude, ugly in vocal expressions, ugly in "vallyuhs" (values) and dumb as mud. People with ugly world views are almost uniformly ugly in all their traits, thoughts, expressions, appearances. It can never successfully be concealed.

[Of course, this DUmmie thinks that the Code Pink freaks appear perfectly normal.]

Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

[There you go again!]

The sound of Bush's voice makes me want to scream. The way he mangles the language is far worse than his fake Texas drawl which he's so proud of. He tries to use big words but even when they're written in very large letters he still manages to fumble them. Chertoff's voice is nerve wracking too. Rumsfeld's voice is brittle and sarcastic and I'm glad he's no longer doing his crappy immitation of being a human being on TV. Sean Hannity is shrill and hits you like machine gun bullets. Swartzennegger's limited vocabulary and thick accent makes you wonder why he hasn't dropped some of that accent after all these years. It makes me think he's too lazy to pronounce words that he hears on a daily basis. He can't pronounce the 'th' in that. It still comes out as 'dat'.

[Believe it or not, one of the most difficult sounds in English for foreign speakers to pronounce is "th". It seems easy but many foreign speakers just can't do it. Maybe something you have to pick up early on. I notice the same problem with the way "R" and double "R" is pronounced in Spanish. Most Americans can't do it correctly. Your humble correspondent can but that is because of early training in that idiom.]

Someone Called It "Fargoese" After the movie...a bit of Canadian with a touch of lumberjack. :rofl:

[Mixed in with a bit of Bullwinkle.]

I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

[Assuming that Joe is even on the Democrat ticket by the time the debate begins.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; margegunderson; mccainpalin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; Xenalyte; franksolich
Today marks the one year anniversary of NewsBusted.

Soon we will be marking the FOUR-year anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies (est. 09-22-04)!

61 posted on 09/12/2008 8:42:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is cramping up the liberals.)
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To: Straight Vermonter

yes, sullen and withdrawn.


62 posted on 09/12/2008 8:42:56 AM PDT by jurroppi1
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To: PJ-Comix
it is almost impossible to change the names on the 50 state ballots. . . .

And it's not much easier on the other seven.

63 posted on 09/12/2008 8:45:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is cramping up the liberals.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh I complain about liebermans voice. GOD it irritates me to no end x( I can't listen to him I have to turn him off. Worse than listening to boosh and I'd definitely prefer listening to nails on a chalkboard than hear one peep outta liebermans maw.

[Lieberman's voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]

Actually, Lieberman sounds more like Snagglepuss to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qFxTTi8q0

64 posted on 09/12/2008 8:48:03 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

One of those two photos somehow reminds me of pictures of leering gargoyles I have seen on some medieval European church buildings. I will leave it up to the viewer to decide which one because I don’t want to be unfairly accused of racism, which I can say in all honesty was not the criterion for my “take” on the pics.


65 posted on 09/12/2008 8:51:19 AM PDT by epow ("Patriotic dissent is a luxury of those protected by better men than they.", Col. Jeff Cooper USMC)
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To: wideawake
WRT Hillary: Or a fake black accent ("I ain't in noways tahrd").

Ah've come too farrrrrrrrrr!

66 posted on 09/12/2008 8:52:30 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

That is true...Carter, the “nukular” engineer, DOES pronounce it that way. It’s really a colloquialism, sort of like the way some people pronounce “wash” as “warsh”. But I could swear that I heard Palin pronounce “nuclear” correctly.


67 posted on 09/12/2008 8:55:48 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Purrcival; Mr. Silverback
Of course Carter was padding his resume when he claimed to be a "nuclear engineer." But he had yet a third pronunciation in the second Reagan debate, when he told the audience his daughter Amy was afraid of "nookie-er" weapons.

Maybe that was Freudian.

68 posted on 09/12/2008 10:04:03 AM PDT by FredZarguna (Sweet home Alabama, where we love the Steelers, true -- Now how 'bout you?.)
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To: murdoog; Borges; freedomlover
I love Chief Marge Gunderson. I think the person who made this vid does does too: McCain - Gunderson.
69 posted on 09/12/2008 10:29:11 AM PDT by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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To: Purrcival

Lieberman, at least in 2000,

looked like Senator/Emporer Palpatine.


70 posted on 09/12/2008 10:30:49 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix
Interesting. A woman in my area said the same thing. She turned off the TV during Sarah's speech at the convention, because she couldn't stand her voice. Boy, do I have to get out of this Liberal hell hole! : )

I like Sarah's voice and her accent. If you didn't get to hear her speech, you really missed out, is what I told her. Sarah's speech was excellent!

71 posted on 09/12/2008 11:57:55 AM PDT by TAdams8591 (Proud Catholic supporter of Governor Mitt Romney for VP and now, Governor Sarah Palin!)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Actually Hillary's normal accent is that of suburban Chicago. The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent.]

When she's not speaking in Ebonics ("and you Knnooowwww what Ah mean!")
72 posted on 09/12/2008 12:06:48 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix

Just from reading their posts, I don’t get the impression that any of the DUmmies have the diction and elocution of, say, George Sanders.


73 posted on 09/12/2008 12:08:40 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix

Just from reading their posts, I don’t get the impression that any of the DUmmies have the diction and elocution of, say, George Sanders.


74 posted on 09/12/2008 12:08:40 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

LOL. Just like Obama was going to blow the "doddering senile fool" John McCain away at Saddleback, and we all know how that worked out. But I hope they keep it up, lowering the bar of expectations for McCain and now Palin.
75 posted on 09/12/2008 12:12:06 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix
And don't worry. The Joe Biden material is still out there. But why the hurry? Better to let him stay on the ticket until it is impossible to take him off. Remember, it is almost impossible to change the names on the 50 state ballots after they have been printed up.

PJ, I'm sorry to sound like an idiot-but are you serious about this, or is it a running gag? Because I hope that you're serious. And is it something "real", or is it like the trumped-up "gates" the DUmmies are always trying to drum up against us?
76 posted on 09/12/2008 12:15:27 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Arrowhead1952

I thought that Reagan had a wonderful, pleasant speaking voice.


77 posted on 09/12/2008 12:20:39 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: netmilsmom

That’s disgusting. I wish they’d all just move to the Middle East since they take the deaths of 3000 people so lightly, they could strap on a suicide belt and put their money where their mouths are.


78 posted on 09/12/2008 12:44:16 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Charles Henrickson

If I didn’t a thing about either woman, just from those pictures I’d deduce that one exudes strength, optimism, and confidence, and the other smugness, self-righteousness, and bitter anger. And we all who is who.


79 posted on 09/12/2008 12:49:57 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix

This material doesn’t have anything to do with the Villages in Florida?


80 posted on 09/12/2008 2:38:51 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Obama is the Democrats guy. They bought the ticket, now they must take the ride.)
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