I've Got Your Big Bang--Cat-Style

WhenWeAreQueen ^ | September 17, 2008 | pharmamom

[pharmamom]

Forget the superfast electrons or bosons or whateverinos and 17 miles of magnets. Just get yourself two cats at 10 pm; let them know that you are phenomenally tired, and go to bed. The only trick is to arrange their trajectories so that they are on a collision course. You’ll get your Big Bang. I guess you could call them mewons.

[pharmamom]

And...I had a moment of uber-nausea when I saw what I thought was a dead grasshopper in front of the refrigerator. But no worries. It was only a weirdly-shaped hairball. Big glop of wet cat hair? No problem. Dead arthropod? Gack!