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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix

How can a group of people that is for killing innocent babies between conception and birth call someone who is against that evil?


101 posted on 10/03/2008 11:04:31 AM PDT by TheFourthMagi
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To: Incorrigible

More Princess Leia with a lightsaber.


102 posted on 10/03/2008 11:06:34 AM PDT by TheFourthMagi
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To: COBOL2Java

That’s my interpretation as well. A smile to conceal his anger. The worst sort of politician ever.


103 posted on 10/03/2008 11:09:19 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: N. Theknow
She took over for Dick months ago.

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104 posted on 10/03/2008 11:40:25 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning. "

And he thought about it last night...all night...over and over again...that wink, those glasses...he thought about it....and thought about it.....not about you, girlfriend, about that wink....all night long.

105 posted on 10/03/2008 11:50:12 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
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To: meowmeow
There really is a spiritual element to their behavior - very scary. We're not just battling flesh here...

This has been obvious since McCain selected her.

Look at these Verses

106 posted on 10/03/2008 12:34:10 PM PDT by MrB (0bama supporters: What's the attraction? The Marxism or the Infanticide?)
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To: Hi Heels

I think you hit the nail on the head... toooo funnnny


107 posted on 10/03/2008 12:38:45 PM PDT by just me (Looks like the MSM moonbats have been infected with rabies..)
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To: PJ-Comix
She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

Let's go huntin.

108 posted on 10/03/2008 12:39:49 PM PDT by McGruff (It's Drill Baby Drill!)
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To: netmilsmom
I guess it worked because she is "not sure" what set him off. *snicker*

After living in a hygene free zone since years earlier per the instructions in the Official Wedding Handbook for DUmmies, facilitating his successfully faking EDS, he was probably exposed during the debate and forced to do the dirty, dirty deed, waking up with so many tiny little "beachcombers", it looked like a scene right out of Gulliver's Travels.

That'd set anyone off.

109 posted on 10/03/2008 12:51:45 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (W T H !!)
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To: caseinpoint
What sets these people off is simple: optimism.

You're right. My liberal sister-in-law's nickname is "Eeyore" because she rarely says anything positive.

110 posted on 10/03/2008 12:52:07 PM PDT by Melpomene
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To: MrB

Thanks for those verses, MrB; you just gave me the missing piece to the Sunday School lesson I’ve been trying to put together!


111 posted on 10/03/2008 1:27:57 PM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: meowmeow

Amazing how God works, isn’t it?

I left out John 15:18-25 and eph 6:12-18.

You might want to incorporate those, as well. These all are very relevant to current events.


112 posted on 10/03/2008 1:36:33 PM PDT by MrB (0bama supporters: What's the attraction? The Marxism or the Infanticide?)
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To: FreeAtlanta

Just got here to the party, but I think they see her as evil because 1) She’s an unashamed Christian, and 2) She’s unashamedly for family values and marriage between one man and one woman. period. I’d bet those two facts have gotten their filthy shorts all wrapped out of shape as much as anything...


113 posted on 10/03/2008 1:53:57 PM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies speaks only “gutter” English directly from Hell!!!


114 posted on 10/03/2008 2:21:19 PM PDT by danamco
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To: PJ-Comix
I have some very tragic news to report. A downturn in the Playboy empire has caused Hugh Hefner to lay off a bunch of his Bunnies. You can find analysis about this sad tragedy in the latest edition of NewsBusted.

Downturn my a$$, Hef was just making room for the next batch of younger bunnies, at least I hope so.

115 posted on 10/03/2008 5:12:47 PM PDT by X-FID ( Support your local micro-brewery)
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To: PJ-Comix
I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

True. It's Biden who's the idiot.

116 posted on 10/03/2008 6:10:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is cramping up the liberals.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. . . . what she really is: evil.

Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) picks up where Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) left off.

117 posted on 10/03/2008 6:15:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is cramping up the liberals.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think my brain will terminate its own synapses. . . .

Then you better loosen up that duct tape on the side of your head, Joe.


118 posted on 10/03/2008 6:18:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is cramping up the liberals.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know when libs see Palin they act like Dracula seeing a cross
119 posted on 10/03/2008 6:18:47 PM PDT by tophat9000 (; Bible the Alinsky, Satan was the first communitySaul Per, Read PerorganizerJesus defeated Satan)
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To: PJ-Comix
Her arrogance just blew me away.

And Mr. Vero Possumus Greek Columns DOESN'T?


120 posted on 10/03/2008 6:28:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is cramping up the liberals.)
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