1 posted on
02/22/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by
FromLori
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To: FromLori
The light at the end of the tunnel?
2 posted on
02/22/2009 8:45:49 AM PST by
kabar
To: FromLori
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
SHOCKED I tell ya...SHOCKED...
4 posted on
02/22/2009 8:48:08 AM PST by
rottndog
(If the left understood and obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would obey the 10th Amendment!)
To: FromLori
6 posted on
02/22/2009 8:50:36 AM PST by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: FromLori
My sister worked at the ER of a local hospital years ago.
One night a teenager came in with a vibrator stuck up his rectum. He couldn't get it out by himself.
Oh, and he couldn't get it shut off either.
8 posted on
02/22/2009 8:51:32 AM PST by
3catsanadog
(I plan to give the new President the same respect and dignity the other side gave Bush.)
To: FromLori
RFOs (rectal foreign objects) happen all the time! Watch the “ass box” episode of “Scrubs” for more examples.
9 posted on
02/22/2009 8:51:48 AM PST by
LibFreeOrDie
(Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
To: FromLori
And not even an energy saving bulb. The horror.
To: FromLori
How are the gerbils supposed to see?
To: FromLori
He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
Someone should have turned it on.
13 posted on
02/22/2009 8:52:53 AM PST by
RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
To: FromLori
"No idea how it got there, Doc!"
14 posted on
02/22/2009 8:53:13 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
To: FromLori
How many Pakistanis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and four to hold him upside down against the socket and spin him around.
15 posted on
02/22/2009 8:53:45 AM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: FromLori
“If Mohammed won’t come to the lightbulb, the lightbulb must come to Mohammed.”
16 posted on
02/22/2009 8:54:06 AM PST by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: FromLori
Does anybody know how many Pakistani doctors it took to screw out the lightbulb?
17 posted on
02/22/2009 8:54:23 AM PST by
Jaxter
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
To: FromLori
The radiograph is just priceless.....and its one of the new screwtailed energy saving light bulbs too!! I wonder which hand he used to screw it in?
To: FromLori
Look at the X-ray, the darn thing was inserted bulb-end first!
24 posted on
02/22/2009 8:57:04 AM PST by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: FromLori
It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc, ONE-IN-A-MILLION!
To: FromLori
Reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Scrubs.
28 posted on
02/22/2009 9:01:24 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: FromLori
31 posted on
02/22/2009 9:06:50 AM PST by
DogBarkTree
(Sometimes you have to let it go in order to get a Grip.)
To: FromLori
Bwarney probally uses a spotlight..
33 posted on
02/22/2009 9:07:55 AM PST by
ustanker
(Please retire Harry Byrd!)
To: FromLori
Good thing they don’t use fluorescent tubes in that prison.
36 posted on
02/22/2009 9:10:25 AM PST by
Right_Handed_Writer
(Socialism is the rest stop on the way from Capitalism to Communism)
To: FromLori
Maybe Mohammad just wanted to see the light!
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