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Doctors Remove Lightbulb From Mohammad's Anus
Hyscience ^ | 2/22/09 | unknown

Posted on 02/22/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by FromLori

thought I'd heard everything. Then I saw this (I admit to a minor edit of the title in the article - the devil made me do it)!:

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1 posted on 02/22/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by FromLori
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To: FromLori

The light at the end of the tunnel?


2 posted on 02/22/2009 8:45:49 AM PST by kabar
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To: kabar

omg I was laughing so hard when I saw that I just had to share it to lighten the mood!


3 posted on 02/22/2009 8:48:05 AM PST by FromLori (FromLori)
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

SHOCKED I tell ya...SHOCKED...
4 posted on 02/22/2009 8:48:08 AM PST by rottndog (If the left understood and obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would obey the 10th Amendment!)
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Damn! There sure some Goober M-f’ers out there! What sane
individual would even consider such a thing? Are they secretly hoping it will break? If they will do this, imagine what their religion must be like?


5 posted on 02/22/2009 8:49:57 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: FromLori
Click here.

Cheers!

6 posted on 02/22/2009 8:50:36 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Gaffer

Did you read this...raoflmao

“Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else,” Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.


7 posted on 02/22/2009 8:50:51 AM PST by FromLori (FromLori)
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To: FromLori
My sister worked at the ER of a local hospital years ago.

One night a teenager came in with a vibrator stuck up his rectum. He couldn't get it out by himself.

Oh, and he couldn't get it shut off either.

8 posted on 02/22/2009 8:51:32 AM PST by 3catsanadog (I plan to give the new President the same respect and dignity the other side gave Bush.)
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To: FromLori

RFOs (rectal foreign objects) happen all the time! Watch the “ass box” episode of “Scrubs” for more examples.


9 posted on 02/22/2009 8:51:48 AM PST by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
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To: FromLori

And not even an energy saving bulb. The horror.


10 posted on 02/22/2009 8:51:58 AM PST by bitterohiogunclinger (America held hostage - day 109)
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To: rottndog

A good friend of mine worked in the ER of Akron hospital during our college days.One Saturday night a gay guy comes in,and he’s in distress.The Doc inserts the scope and sees a light shining back at him.Doc removes the flashlight and gayboy is cured!


11 posted on 02/22/2009 8:52:32 AM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: FromLori

How are the gerbils supposed to see?


12 posted on 02/22/2009 8:52:44 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: FromLori
He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

Someone should have turned it on.
13 posted on 02/22/2009 8:52:53 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: FromLori

"No idea how it got there, Doc!"


14 posted on 02/22/2009 8:53:13 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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To: FromLori

How many Pakistanis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to hold the bulb and four to hold him upside down against the socket and spin him around.


15 posted on 02/22/2009 8:53:45 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: FromLori

“If Mohammed won’t come to the lightbulb, the lightbulb must come to Mohammed.”


16 posted on 02/22/2009 8:54:06 AM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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Does anybody know how many Pakistani doctors it took to screw out the lightbulb?


17 posted on 02/22/2009 8:54:23 AM PST by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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To: FromLori
The radiograph is just priceless.....and its one of the new screwtailed energy saving light bulbs too!! I wonder which hand he used to screw it in?
18 posted on 02/22/2009 8:54:29 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: Farmer Dean

LOL...

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Go towards the light...”


19 posted on 02/22/2009 8:54:35 AM PST by rottndog (If the left understood and obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would obey the 10th Amendment!)
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To: RichInOC

38 seconds. Dang it.


20 posted on 02/22/2009 8:55:50 AM PST by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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