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Proven Moron, Al Franken, Has Successfully Seduced Every Living Being in Minnesota
Everyone Is Lying ^ | 4/1/09 | Mathias Brinkley

Posted on 04/01/2009 8:17:29 AM PDT by Mathias Brinkley

I don’t know how this happened. People? How did we let this happen? This comedian, Al Franken, is inches away from slithering into a Senate seat. The man is literally a concentration of toxic sludge. When he speaks people have commented on a “garbage-y” smell wafting from between his disproportionate lips.

He successfully ran against an outgoing Commander-in-Chief, one George W Bush II (43), who has coincidentally never been a Minnesota Senator or Minnesota President. He also made a terrible movie that induced mass suicide in observing crowds. Those that survived the ordeal developed absurd mental disorders and an undying support for his holiness, the bespectacled clown-child. You would have thought that after people both saw and heard Franken his defeat was imminent. Furthermore, his votes should have been limited due to his, you know, claiming the blessing of God Almighty in the film.

Sadly, the news that every baby Franken kissed grew a tentacle broke too late to change the course of the election. God bless that Coleman fellow for fighting for the rights of every American.

(Excerpt) Read more at everyoneislying.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; coleman; election; franken; minnesota

1 posted on 04/01/2009 8:17:29 AM PDT by Mathias Brinkley
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To: Mathias Brinkley

I object to the title of this post. I did not, and wouldn’t have voted for that moron at the point of a gun.

Now did he, and the DFL work “the fix”? Yes.


2 posted on 04/01/2009 8:23:57 AM PDT by Pusterfuss (I just hope I'll have some change left when he's finished!)
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To: Mathias Brinkley
Sadly, the news that every baby Franken kissed grew a tentacle

Baby kissing pedophile...

3 posted on 04/01/2009 8:24:21 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 72 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Mathias Brinkley

Remember, Minnesota: Jesse “The Body” Venura.

I STILL don’t know what you were thinking, there, and this is eerily similar.

Maybe it’s something in the Ten Thousand Lakes.


4 posted on 04/01/2009 8:25:36 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: WayneS

>Maybe it’s something in the Ten Thousand Lakes.

“Green” food-coloring residue.


5 posted on 04/01/2009 8:27:51 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Mathias Brinkley

Fools and idiots put this POS in office.....


6 posted on 04/01/2009 8:31:58 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: WayneS

It’s not in the 10,000 lakes region that there is a voting problem, but in the urban centers of population density where people who are promised an unearned dollar for their vote will vote for Hitler to get it.


7 posted on 04/01/2009 8:31:58 AM PDT by liberty or death
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To: Mathias Brinkley

My husband grew up in southeast MN and our family came to live here about 4 years ago. He cannot believe what’s happened, as this area used to be a Republican stronghold many years ago.

I don’t know how it happened, but there were quite a few Franken signs in our town during the election. Sad.


8 posted on 04/01/2009 8:33:25 AM PDT by mnsmalltown
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To: Mathias Brinkley

Coleman ran a terrible campaign. He just lacked the courage to point out what an obvious disgrace Frankin is. He has himself to blame; as well as fraud in Hennipen, Ramsey, and St. Louis counties.


9 posted on 04/01/2009 8:38:34 AM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: Mathias Brinkley

“Al Franken…Seduced Every Living Being in Minnesota…”

This headline conjures up some very undesireable mental images, I feel like I just swallowed a whole bottle of syrup of ipecac.


10 posted on 04/01/2009 9:00:52 AM PDT by Texan Tory
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To: Texan Tory

Which is precisely how liberty feels about this.


11 posted on 04/01/2009 9:07:44 AM PDT by Mathias Brinkley
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To: Pusterfuss

Coleman’s got the same problem McDole had, he voted for the $700 billion dollar bail-out, Holding my nose while filling out the election ballot wasn’t easy, Coleman deserves Franken, but the rest of us shouldn’t be punished


12 posted on 04/01/2009 9:19:54 AM PDT by Son House (Make A Bad Situation Worse, Raise Taxes, Increase Government Spending, Thanks Mr. Øbama)
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To: Mathias Brinkley

Minnesotans must be stupid.


13 posted on 04/01/2009 9:29:36 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Mathias Brinkley

Not quite Everyone....The good CongressLady Michele Bachman from Minnesota is the breath of fresh air that proves that there’s an exception in every crowd! Check out her bills in the House of Reps. Hard to believe so many Minnesotans have jumped the shark, but it’s great to see a few sane ones there to call the libtards to the carpet now and then!


14 posted on 04/01/2009 9:42:35 AM PDT by CRBDeuce (here, while the internet is still free of the Fairness Doctrine)
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To: Mathias Brinkley

He’ll be summering at Lake Woebeback.


15 posted on 04/01/2009 10:01:21 AM PDT by polymuser ("We have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!" (HRC))
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