Well, let’s get him to NYC and put him in the public school system there, where he can read such literary texts as “Heather has two Mommies”, take a sensitivity class to understand that homosexuals are lovely people too. In fact, perhaps we can get a same sex couple to be his foster parents. This would all help him love people a little more and stop all the piracy. Maybe we could also have him watch the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, in case he needs a role model.
He'd probably rather go back to Somalia - or be shot at dawn on the Bainbridge.