Posted on 05/26/2009 4:35:44 PM PDT by writer33
Washington—In a bold, yet tear-filled press conference, Sonia Sotomayor guaranteed her confirmation on the Supreme Court, and urged Americans to remain calm as she rewrites the U.S. Constitution. The tears came when she accepted the nomination as both Obama and Biden practically slobbered in her presence.
“What we’ve seen over the last 230 plus years,” stated Sotomayor, “is that the U.S. Constitution is outdated. It was written by whitey for whitey. I’m here to change all of that. So remain calm in your homes while I replace your job with a less than qualified minority candidate.”
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Satire ping!
I listen to her acceptance speech she has the personality of a cold pancake
Yeah, she gives you the feel of a genuine, no personality liberal.
Put it in the title, please. So we don’t have to read it to figure it out.
It’s hard to laugh at something that isn’t that far off from left wing talking points....
That is her wet dream.
Mine is that people actually visit my lonely website mentioned in my tagline.
You sure it’s satire and not “off-the-record” remarks that some unscrupulous journalist chose to print? < /sarc >
Not far from the truth.
I keep trying to remind writer of this. It’s hard to do satire when it’s based in fact. ;)
If one looked into the matter. I suspect they would find that her “Hispanic” heritage provided her the way to college and law school just like the obozo fraud. While many intelligent European whites couldn’t afford to attend college, their tax dollars gave the likes of sotomayer, obozo & m’obozo free rides just because of their racial background while undercutting the whites.
It’s going to be hard to write satire about this woman and not have people at least suspect it’s true. What could you possibly say that would be so outrageous that it gives it away as satire?
BTTT
Choosing randomly like that they most likely wouldn't be any LESS competent.
From the few decisions I’ve read so far, I’d have to agree with you.
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