Posted on 07/16/2009 2:59:42 PM PDT by vaper69
Introducing a new series to Needs of the Many Things I Hate. They are numerous, and they need to be shared.
In the inaugural post of Things I Hate I will take aim at the scourge of female fashion capri pants.
I dont know where the capri came from, and I dont give a damn. They have all the glamor and charm of a bucket full of vomit, and that opinion is nearly universal among men. I have yet to meet a man who likes his woman to wear capris.
The irony is how cute women seem to think capris are. Further proving that women are just as clueless about their fashion as men are about theirs. Trust me women, you look about as cute in capri pants as a plumbers hairy ass crack after 12 hours of cleaning up fecal matter in 120 degree heat. Alright, I take that back. The plumber still has more style than you.
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Exactly why I will never buy a pair. They make you look dumpy and cut your legs off at the calf.
Those are knee-britches, I believe.
Don’t hurt yourself. Just google it. It’s what they’re called.
A vision of beauty back in the day.
AMEN! To the tops....I shop for a shirt or blouse and they look like I’m PG. My granddaughter, is PG with twins, she wears a knit top. Her mother, not PG, wears maternity tops! Go figure!!
Our daughter has a heck of a time finding clothing she likes, and she refuses to wear a top that makes her look pregnant. Her roommates teased her because she always wears dark t-shirts, most of which are mens' shirts because the shirts for woman usually had cap sleeves, which she hates, or were too short. This summer, though, we found some really cute t's with foil designs at Coldwater Creek. Her roommates will be pleased. ;o)
lemme put it this way
if you are a fat girl you look like sheet in them
if you are a cute lil blond girl like me
I look awesome and good in mine esp in white ones
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