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DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-09 (Dennis Kucinich Predicts DOOM For Public Option)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 17, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/17/2009 5:39:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are in a state of depression. On the heels of the Max Baucus bipartisan Senate bill (bipartisan in that BOTH Democrats and Republicans hate it) a glum Dennis Kucinich is predicting DOOM for any ObamaCare bill containing a public option as you can see in this THREAD, "Kucinich has a diary up at Daily Kos predicting doom for the public option."

A side note here before we proceed further. A certain WILLIAMS RIVERS PITT served briefly as the press secretary for Dennis Kucinich in early 2004. Yes, Will finally had a REAL JOB in the world of politics after all these many years of leeching off his trust fund payments. So how did Will show his gratitude? By BETRAYING Kucinich from the first moment he stepped in as press secretary. Pitt had only one goal in mind: to make John Kerry like him by photocopying internal Kucinich campaign documents from the get-go and passing them over to the Kerry camp. Kerry probably didn't even ask Pitt to perform this disservice to Kucinich since the Kookster posed absolutely no threat to his campaign. This was entirely the idea of the Magic Man who was hoping for an official position in the Kerry campaign and possibly in his future presidential administration by lowering himself to the level of a backstabbing betrayer. SEE MUMSY! TAKE A LOOK PAPA! All those years of pouring out those trust funds that went down the drain at Bukowski's and now, at long last, I AM SOMEBODY! Aren't you proud of your little Sonny Boy!

Okay, back to Kucinich and the doomed public option. The stir that Kucinich is causing in DUmmieland over his prediction on no public option is angering many DUmmies precisely because they DON'T like hearing the bitter truth. They know this is what is going down but they just don't like to face that horrible reality. Well, get used to it, DUmmies. NO PUBLIC OPTION!!! Will Pitt isn't the only betrayer. Your own president, the beloved Barack, is also betraying you by pulling the public option rug right from under you. So let us now watch the DUmmies confronted with Dr. Kucinich's prognosis of public option death in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding the Pittster to be sure to include blue martinis, mojitos, and margaritas as part of the liquid refreshment at his upcoming wedding, is in the [barackets]:

Kucinich has a diary up at Daily Kos predicting doom for the public option

[Please no! We can't tolerate hearing the AWFUL truth!]

It's attracting all the naysayers, but pissing off a lot of people in the process (four people troll-rated it): some calling him depressing, others calling it a hit-and-run diary (one of the Daily Kos editors included) and some asking why he isn't trying to change the outcome.

[Yes, we once placed our entire future happiness on the fate of public option and now it is Gone...With the Wind. And now the doubly depressed DUmmies weigh in...]

As much as I respect Kucinich speaking truth to power, I hope he's wrong and will help make the outcome (contact my reps) a positive bill that will contain a Public Option.

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]

F*ck DK! He is a unhelpful, bitter, fool.

[Stop with the painful truth! It hurts too much to hear it!]

Don't be another dennis..another fail pusher. We Can Do This.

[Talk to the hand of the Blue Fairy.]

don't worry, max's peice of shit bill is going nowhere.

[No but it stalled things long enough for public option to go into free fall.]

Who put single payer off the table?

[Not the Blue Fairy. She will help you. Place all your faith in the Blue Fairy.]

He's a professional doom and gloomer. Just like McGovern, Carter, Mondale, and Dukakis. All losers.

[All Democrats... oh, and you can add Barack to that list.]

Not too impressed with dennis lately.

[Will Pitt will console you with copies of Kucinich internal campaign documents that he stole.]

DK and his Ilk are all about score keeping. I plan on running up the score while I can. It's obvious to me that he is setting the stage to try and run against Obama in 2012. The man is a grandstander who gets nothing accomplished.

[That latter description sure describes a certain patron of Bukowski's.]

The public option has been dead for months.

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]

DK is dead to me now.. Which sucks because I used to love the guy. He should probably just call it quits because he's not going to win another election talking this kind of smack.

[The first time DK is right about something (death of public option) and for this you hate him.]

I loved him as recently as last year. He has changed, it's bloody obvious.

[What changed is that he has told you a very bitter truth. And for this you hate him.]

What's his problem..is he thinking he wants to be right?..the first to say "I told you so"? The leader of the Fail PUSHERS? The Head of the Piss and Whine Brigade?

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]

There won't be a public option.

[And this DUmmie WINS A Kewpie Doll! Or would you prefer a Blue Fairy?]

It would be one thing if Kucinich was fighting to preserve a public option, but all he's doing is predicting doom. At the very least, he could stick to supporting single-payer instead of pushing the doom meme in his fundraising appeals.

[I'm predicting that you will soon have an appointment with the Blue Fairy.]

Kucinich needs to shit or get off the pot. He knows that single-payer isn't going to pass this year. His grandstanding (which is not his support for single payer, but his inaction to get a public option passed while doing nothing but predicting gloom) serves no friggin purpose.

[Kucinich tried to get off the pot but found it too relaxing.]

Dennis, you should know better. Now put stuff in your diary that people want to see, like naked pictures of your hot wife.

[Will there be Playboy spreads of Dennis' wife and the Blue Fairy?]

He's an attention whore

[DK or WP?]

Personally I think that petitions are worthless. One hundred letters makes more of an impression than one sheet of paper with one hundred names on it. Call, write, or fax your Representative and Senators. Make noise.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Obama is NOT gonna deliver Health Care to the masses.

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: denniskucinich; dummies; obamacare; publicoption
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To: PJ-Comix
"wedding"

I was at a wedding last week, and during the course of the post-nuptials evening entertainmnet, they were showing pictures of the bride and groom pre-wedding on a slideshow. I just about dropped my champagne when they showed a picture of the bride on a trip to NYC with a friend. They were posing smiling at the camera with their arms around the shoulder of an older black man with long, stingy hair. Yes indeed, Al Sharpton was the black man in the middle. To top that off, they later showed of picture of the groom and a friend with their arms around the shoulders of a fiftyish, grey-haired man with a cherubic face. Yes indeed, the while man in the middle was (ta da) Newt Gingrich.

21 posted on 09/17/2009 6:54:23 AM PDT by driftless2 (for long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: wombtotomb
If it is displeasing to you, get rid of it instead of working with what ya got to improve it.

That is what they want to do to the USA.

22 posted on 09/17/2009 6:58:47 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: PJ-Comix

>>>>BuddLight for a wedding? You want to piss off the guests?<<<<<

Well, you gotta think about what type guests we are talking about.
The person, whose name shall not be mentioned, whose wedding that someone I know may or may not attend, will probably have guests that would be pissed if they weren’t served lots of wine spritzers and tofu.
My guests, on the other hand, would be pissed if they didn’t have plenty of BudLight. In fact, they would probably bring their own.


23 posted on 09/17/2009 7:01:17 AM PDT by envisio (Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
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To: Incorrigible
Now put stuff in your diary that people want to see, like naked pictures of your hot wife.

Finally a DUmmie says something I can agree with!

You sure?


24 posted on 09/17/2009 7:02:29 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

That list needs to be updated to include Sarah Palin and Marcia Blackburn, Congresswoman from Tennessee.


25 posted on 09/17/2009 7:28:44 AM PDT by beckysueb (Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
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To: beckysueb
I wish I had Photo shop and the knowledge to ues it. There would be some real lookers on that bottom half! I do agree Sarah needs to be on there.
26 posted on 09/17/2009 7:31:13 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: manic4organic
When the first Acorn story broke, they were making the argument, seriously, that the Acorn employees were plants working closely with the guy who made the film. They got jobs at Acorn years ago to establish their credibility, knowing they were working up to this sting operation. It was either that or the entire thing was filmed on a set, and not in an Acorn office, and they were all actors.

They're having a hard time defending it now, but one guy is saying if we're going to condemn all of Acorn based on a few bad offices, then we need to condemn the entire military b/c there are a few rogue soldiers. Typical deflection-type argument.

27 posted on 09/17/2009 7:44:52 AM PDT by Melpomene
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To: PJ-Comix

“Kucinich tried to get off the pot but found it too relaxing.”

LOL!!


28 posted on 09/17/2009 8:09:38 AM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Be prepared for tough times. FReepmail me to learn about our survival thread!)
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To: envisio
My guests, on the other hand, would be pissed if they didn’t have plenty of BudLight. In fact, they would probably bring their own.

if you bring a cooler full of beer to a wedding reception.. you might be a redneck..
29 posted on 09/17/2009 8:15:23 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin', meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner.. what?)
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To: absolootezer0
if you bring a cooler full of beer to a wedding reception.. you might be a redneck

Nah man, I'm not talking about the reception. I'm talking about the ceremonony itself.
30 posted on 09/17/2009 8:21:15 AM PDT by envisio (Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
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To: nascarnation

Based on that picture, Kucinich may be crazy, but he is no fool.


31 posted on 09/17/2009 8:32:02 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

Doom I tells ya, Doom!

did you ever get a new ‘puter?


32 posted on 09/17/2009 8:36:34 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com ............. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: manic4organic

Yes they have weighed in on ACORN. It’s all an evil right-wing plot of course. We poke fun at them all the time over at the Conservative Cave.


33 posted on 09/17/2009 8:38:15 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com ............. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL
did you ever get a new ‘puter?

I'm getting one next month when they come out with Windows 7. That's what I am waiting for. Walmart has Dell Inspiron with 19" widescreen monitor for just $298. I can work with my current computer if I increase text size. That is tolerable for a few more weeks.

34 posted on 09/17/2009 8:40:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Arrowhead1952

What about Miss California?


35 posted on 09/17/2009 8:43:26 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com ............. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

text size?

Maybe its just your eyes, like mine.

Whats the chip in that pooter and how much RAM?

I need a laptop though...


36 posted on 09/17/2009 8:45:40 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com ............. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

You bet’cha. She can be on there too.


37 posted on 09/17/2009 8:47:05 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: freedomlover

Women are attracted to power, obviously.

Kucinich was an utter failure as mayor of Cleveland, taking it into bankruptcy and fostering its decline toward Detroit level despair.

Despite this, he is a “lock” for re-election every two years to Congress.

I am not proud of my hometown.....


38 posted on 09/17/2009 9:36:39 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: nascarnation
The Mistake on the Lake.
39 posted on 09/17/2009 11:14:15 AM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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To: FredZarguna; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; bcsco; Xenalyte; Purrcival; Ditter; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

PRIMITIVE ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY!

CANDIDACY TO THE TEXAS RAILWAY COMMISSION!

EXCLUSIVE TO THE PRIMITIVES!

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THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

TRIES TO HIDE CREDENTIALS AS A PRIMITIVE!

BEING LESS THAN HONEST!

link on next comment, below, and belated "Happy Birthday" wishes for one of our favorite people, bcsco!

40 posted on 09/17/2009 12:54:38 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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