Islam not to blame: Physical Trait Led Unibrow Bomber To Bomb Times Square (Satire)

DotPenn.com ^ | 5-8-2010 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

Authorities are now saying that it wasn't radical Islam, foreclosure, or connections to the Taliban that led Faisal Shahzad to place a car bomb in Times Square. It was a physical deformity.

Shahzad was constantly called the Unibrow Bomber as a child and teen, due to his one eyebrow. The name has stuck.

"Of course he was picked on as a teen at the Madrassa and, then, later at the Happy Jihadi terrorist training camp in Pakistan," said Muhammed Jahidi, a friend. "We used to say, 'how are you going to kill innocent American women and children with that big caterpillar on your forehead?' and he used to say 'I will just blow them up.'"

[bunkerhill7]

His strange behavior should have raised eyebrows at DHS.

[bunkerhill7]

He has one, his wife has the other.

[airborne]

Society is to blame. :^p

[nascarnation]

LMAO

[bunkerhill7]

Then, later at the Happy Jihadi terrorist training camp at the Pakistan/Afghanistan border, Muhammed Jahidi, a friend,
said, “A Navy SEAL with a .50 cal sniper rifle shot the other one off as a warning.”

[cork]

Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet

[Kickass Conservative]

That's the answer. Big Sis should implement mandatory Eyebrow Waxing for Muslims, Greeks, Italians, (insert Ethnicity here).

After all, it works for Michelle Obama.

[Hypo]

Please be on the lookout for Bert and Ernie

[SvenWaring]

LOL!

[Hillbillary]

Thats why the nicknamed him Facial.
Shahzad!!