Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
To the tune of “Crazy Train” by Ozzy:
____________________________________________
Pimping, but that’s how it goes
Millions of blog hits, the hit count it grows
Maybe it’s not too late
To learn how to write stuff
And stop all the hate
Mental wounds not healing
Life’s a bitter shame
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
Let’s Go!
I’ve listened to FReepers
I’m still just a tool
I wish I was Breitbart
I break all the rules
I’m stealin’ your vid files, you have no control
Pimpin’ my blog now, it’s good for my soul
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta click to read my words
Yeah
Nice song, gunner!
An embedded video won’t play on my BlackBerry, the youtube video will play.
If the goal is to get the message to the most conservatives, include the full content at FreeRepublic and post the video link.
I don’t have a complaint with the blog. I have a complaint with the blog using FreeRepublic and not including the content.
Thou has always fought well against this accursed blight.
Pimp, pimp, pimp my blog
Pimp it every day
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
It's how I get my pay
Maybe they can blog about this, put it on FR and excerpt it.
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