Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Wow...that kitteh sure can climb!
Thanks for posting it. I loved the part about the pimp eating mac and cheese in the basement! lol! :)
Goodness. That did it. The thread’s irretrievably contaminated now. Why didn’t you just post a Helen Thomas picture? As if the blog pimps weren’t bad enough, you just had to post a real pimp.
Well, to make up for it, you’ll just have to post some nice beefcake for the ladies, especially for DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis, the OP, and the rest of us too.
And you can’t leave out pics of intelligent, beautiful, conservative women for all the bright, witty, handsome gentlemen who have contributed to the thread as well.
You have your work cut out for you. ;-D
Please?
Yes, that’s a stucco wall, too. One of our basement cats, Lucas Prince of Darkness, can climb like that, and he does it on the 7’ outside wall of the cat condo that Hubby and I built, but it’s carpeted.
I think Todd Palin's really hot.
Just sayin'...
Mr. Palin is quite attractive, but my tastes run more to full-bearded men who are bald and wear glasses. Coincidentally, Hubby looks just like that! Amazing.
LOL!
LOL! You guys are a hoot! ROFL!
Should we call you Mrs. Claus from now on? ;)
Funny graphic. HG could do a reworking of that graphic and relabel it “blogpimps vs. pimpbusters.” ;)
I’ll give it shot but it’ll be tomorrow.
I’m heading to a fish fry redneck party in a few minutes.
We homo-liberal multi-screen-name weenerheads do that sometimes.
I look forward to you posting it! :)
I'll see if any parts of it are suitable for publication.
To the Party Barn.. HO!
I NEED MORE STUFF!
:)
Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot for me, please.
Sal “I Just Wanna Be A Sandwich” Amander
Has anyone done a song of "Pimpbusters" done to the tune of "Ghost Busters"?
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