Posted on 10/16/2010 3:11:36 PM PDT by NittanyLion
I don't ordinarily post vanities, but I am soliciting input on an important parenting question.
Earlier this afternoon my 3 year old son was "helping" me work outside our home when our Democrat candidate for the State House of Representatives approached me to campaign. I was respectful to him. However, my son immediately ran over to his sandbox, picked up a partially-filled bucket of play sand, and while trying to show it to the man he nearly spilled it all over his shoes. I intervened before the accident could happen.
My question to you: Based on his actions, do you think perhaps my son might be some sort of genius?
LOL
When democrats come to the door my dog tries to roll in them.
I don't know if I'd go so far as genius, very close. I'd have given him full marks if the "accident" could have somehow involved a hose/sprinkler and/or dog excrement. :-) Then again, the toddler may not have had those items readily available, thus having to rely on "field expedients." As they say, improvisation is the mark of genius, so maybe your child is one!
Tell us again why you intervened?
yes he is
Low IQ; he gets his intelligence from his mother...
I think most children are born conservative. They become liberals because of the intensive indoctrination we subject them to from Kindergarten until they graduate from college. Once they become employed and are taught about April 15th, the smart ones revert back to being conservative.
One of my proudest moments as a parent was when my two year old daughter saw Bill Clinton come on TV and she said: “Look daddy, it’s the scumbag!”
She reamins conservative to this day :) (She’s 15)
Still taking the high road, eh? It doesn't work with Demoncraps.
When salesdroids call, and when the JWs knock at the door, I just point up at the (now) very large paper wasp nest under the overhang on the porch, and never say a word. They leave.
When a leftists shows up, I say some words. When they bow up and want to scrap, I point out the paper wasp nest, while reaching behind me.
I'm done with being nice.
But I don't have a 3 year old to train to be polite (to reasonable people that don't want to enslave him).
/johnny
Unless they are on welfare...
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that our absentee ballots were put in the mail two weeks ago. Or that I wouldn’t vote Dem no matter what he said.
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Yes, your son is a genius. You - however.....
You should have told him off. Be prepared next time
LOL - that’s a good one! My coworker’s son was in kindergarten during the 2008 election cycle. When the teacher asked if any kids knew of the election, he yelled out “Nobama!”. Luckily he attends a Mennonite school so the teacher thought it was hysterical.
He coulda emptied the litter box on him, that woulda shown true genius :)
Cats cover up their emissions. Your son is one smart cat!
I have no idea where she learned that word in relation to our president. Not sure how she could have separated it from the other words I used to describe him.
I’m kinda glad she did. The other ones weren’t so nice
If he is not a genius he could be a very important seer for our nation.
LOL. Funny story.
If a Democrat comes to my door I say this:
“Just give me $5000 of your own money and I’ll believe you’re serious.”
Your son would be a certified genius had he gone to the cat litter box and done his bucket fill from there....
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