from Soros' plants to missing socks. 
Posted on 11/19/2010 9:54:46 AM PST by Mobile Vulgus
If they’d been worn awhile, the protein content goes up.
Strangely, that makes sense.
This thread had me at "Soros plants."
from Soros' plants to missing socks.
We used to have a post of all the best taglines, once a week or so. The guy that did that was tireless, until he tired of the task. I am glad that you have volunteered to create a “Morons of the Week”. I would venture to guess that it would be one of the most active posts every week. We do have our first contestant.
The deep personal secrets that you spill on the internet.
Me too! I vote 49 as ‘post of the day’.
So now you are Soros’ publicity agent? Don’t you make enough money bundling sticks?
The good news is that we are now living in your hollow head. You are too far gone to ever escape us!
Gee. I’m feeling kinda left out. I scanned this thread to see if Mobile was including me in his delusional little “there out to get me” paranoiac rant.
But nope. I guess that’s due to the fact that I ignore Mobile’s threads and his blogs completely and entirely.
He may be a blop pimp, but his approach is old and stale. Not like the new and impoved blog pimps we deal with today.
Anyway humble - you are my hero. No one can irritate and agitate a blog pimp like you.
(I want to be just like you some day)
And they also become self-basting.
Ping, for your amusement.
You really are a loon.
Have you tried to make soup yet from the socks?
lol
Nah, boxer shorts make better stock.
Thanks for the tip. Going to make soup later.
A very entertaining thread. But there are a few things I’d like to point out. First, sometimes a jerk is just a jerk. If someone spends all their time putting “blog pimp” comments on a threads posted by bloggers, it’s just because he wants to. There doesn’t have to be any conspiracy behind it. Then, if another jerk sees this and likes it, they start doing it too. You know these guys and gals, they were the ones to pick on the slow kids in school. What? Did you think they got nicer once they grew up?
Now, not calling anyone ‘special needs’ for posting excerpts from their blog without posting the full post below, but it is a bit of bad manners here. There are folks that sign up for only one purpose, and that is to promote their blog. You see that all the time now that FR is so huge. And, because FR is so huge, it is a large target to Marxists/Leftists/Democrats/Satan worshippers/pedophiles/International Socialists/National Socialists/Communists/DU’ers/and people who hate puppies. Oh, and Willie Green of the train fetish fame.
But while there is probably coordination between the bumbling forces of evil, they don’t rise to anything other than mild annoyance. Think of them as sand in the bathing suit of reason.
I doubt they are getting funded because Soros is too busy trying to take over all of the media (http://www.freepress.net/) and (http://mediamatters.org/) to worry about your blog or Free Republic for that matter. So, understand there are thorns among the roses here on FR and don’t worry about those that seem to tag your every post. Be flattered instead, they are possibly the only people paying attention to what you write.
Now as for the other topics raised on this thread:
1. Yes he would hit it.
2. The loss of socks from the drier is the basis for all string theory and the underlying foundation for a unified theory of everything.
3. The safe house is compromised. I saw it on Google street view.
4. Paranoia is combated with chocolate.
5. Sarah Palin is popular. You are not.
6. Pablo isn’t wiley, he is standing in front of Home Depot right now waiting for a construction job.
7. I’ve never clicked on the Mitt ads, the guy is a used car salesman and sweats the jelly you find in a spam can.
8. OK, Pablo is wiley. He has a wallet full of cash because he doesn’t pay taxes and he buys all his groceries with food stamps and lives in Section 8 Housing.
9. Nothing is faster than Rosie O’Donnell on a cheeseburger.
10. Salma Hayek……………nothing-just……… Salma Hayek.
You definitely missed An Experience. Sweaty, filthy, unwashed dudes swiping speedos. A true delight for the senses.
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