Hey, Obama. they’re killing protesters in Syria. Can we kill them back? Please?

Liberty Pundits ^ | March 30, 2011 | Clyde Middleton

[clyde_m]

I’m digging this whole “world’s cop” routine. I mean, I know it was sledgehammer they used against W, as in “we ain’t the world’s cop,” but now that Barry & the Bull Dykes are in charge, the rules have changed. It seems that we have authority to seek out leaders of sovereign nations that have “lost the will of the people” and are “killing indiscriminately” and will cause a “massacre” if we don’t step in.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Great Idea! And Allegra could model the world's only dress made entirely of socks!

This production is gonna make a million bucks.

Indeed! Maybe you could ask allegra if you could be a partner in all this. You will prolly get paid in socks though. :-)

And maybe this whole production will become so big we can make a movie out of it. A sock musical starring Allegra! I can see it now! Up in big lights: "Allegra's Socks: The Movie!!!!"

[Walts Ice Pick]

Let’s leave this foreign intervention kind of thing to the private sector. If nobody in the private sector thinks it’s worth doing, they’re probably right.

[TheOldLady]

And to think that all of this started because Allegra sings like a bird. Sigh... It’s going to be wonderful.

I wouldn’t mind being paid in socks at all.

[TheOldLady]

Clyde’s entire posting history shows nothing but “1 of’s.” It would be highly unlikely for him to answer you.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

I wouldn’t mind being paid in socks at all.

Me neither. Especially the fluffy ones. :-)

[TheOldLady]

Mmm, mmm, mmm! The fluffy ones... ahhhhhhh...

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

The fluffier the better! I would love a pair made out of fluffy material 2-3 inches thick! Ahhhh...

[Bean Counter]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

lol

[Allegra]

Can you hum any of the old Tijuana Brass stuff in your act? That would get the crowd going. Somewhere.

But their music is kind of good, isn't it? (My parents used to sometimes listen to them when I was a wee one.)

My Blogpimp music consists of really awful songs. :)

[Allegra]

Hang on there, Bill (my favorite man’s name)...

That's my grandaddy's and my brother's name, so I'm kind of partial to it as well. (OK, it's William, but nobody ever calls them that.)

I’m coming with you. I have socks; they’ll get us backstage.

Aw, you guys would get backstage anyway.

Non-FReepers, though....they've got to bring socks.

And I don't mean those cheapie 3-packs you get at Target, either.

[Allegra]

The fluffier the better! I would love a pair made out of fluffy material 2-3 inches thick! Ahhhh...

Nothing keeps my feet warm in cold weather like spotted-owl down quilted socks.

[Allegra]

I can see it now! Up in big lights: "Allegra's Socks: The Movie!!!!"

That's after five years of sold-out status on Broadway, of course.

[TheOldLady]

My dad’s and granddad’s name as well.

“Don’t mess with Bill.”

I’ll spread the word, “None of those cheapie 3-packs of socks from Target!”

[Allegra]

*brings in a new bowl of punch for everybody* *stations guards around it to keep paulycy from mixing stuff in it*

But the punch with stuff mixed in it is my favorite kind. :)

[TheOldLady]

Oh, those sound delightful, beautiful too. [turns green with envy, not environmentalism]

[TheOldLady]

That's after five years of sold-out status on Broadway, of course.

Surely more like 10 years.

[Allegra]

Eureka! I have found my male lead!

[TheOldLady]

OMGoodness! He is perfect, isn’t he. This is going to be hugh and series.

[Allegra]

He’s so dreeeeamy! {lusty sigh...}