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The Little Girl on a Plane
A circulating e-mail ^
| 22 June 2011
| Unknown
Posted on 06/22/2011 7:48:25 AM PDT by Vigilanteman
A member of Congress was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces biscuit-shaped clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Education; Politics
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; stimulus
Enjoy a chuckle!
To: Vigilanteman
In real life the congressman says, “Here, I’ll take off my pants and you take a picture!”
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posted on
06/22/2011 7:50:07 AM PDT
by
Doctor 2Brains
(If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
To: Vigilanteman
isn’t it a violation of parole for a Congressman to be in the company of a little girl?
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posted on
06/22/2011 7:54:31 AM PDT
by
lurk
To: Doctor 2Brains
In real life the congressman says, “Here, I’ll take off my pants and you take a picture!” OMG...you are hilarious!
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posted on
06/22/2011 7:55:40 AM PDT
by
Watershed
To: Doctor 2Brains
That would be the stimulus package
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posted on
06/22/2011 7:57:07 AM PDT
by
merryberry
(was once a sad berry)
To: Doctor 2Brains
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posted on
06/22/2011 7:59:21 AM PDT
by
Pete
(29thday.org Exponential problems require exponential solutions)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:01:50 AM PDT
by
AFreeBird
To: Vigilanteman
Was the little girl Bristol?
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:03:01 AM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: Raycpa
Was the little girl Bristol? No, Piper.
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:05:19 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(_!_)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:07:42 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: VRWCmember
"Was the little girl Bristol?"
No, Piper.
BadaBOOM!
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:08:01 AM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:12:05 AM PDT
by
Teflonic
To: Doctor 2Brains
In real life the congressman says, “Here, I’ll take off my pants and you take a picture!”
Or
“Touch the snake little girl”.
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:30:05 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
(Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
To: TigersEye; metmom
lmao!! Lucky he wasn't seated next to Sassy, he would have wanted to jump from the plane when she was done telling him her views, opinions & ideas. Not to mention informing him why so many people are unemployed.
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posted on
06/22/2011 8:36:00 AM PDT
by
pandoraou812
((You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.))
To: xsmommy
you don’t want to miss this thread. freaking hilarious.
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posted on
06/22/2011 9:05:52 AM PDT
by
Explorer89
(And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
To: pandoraou812
Yes she would. Your 11 yr old knows more about those things than any congressnitwit I’ve ever heard speak.
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posted on
06/22/2011 11:48:27 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
To: Vigilanteman
That is a good one!
Of course, no parent should allow their little girl to sit near a Congressman. Not unless they want pictures of the rep’s Weiner on her Nintendo DS.
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posted on
06/22/2011 11:52:06 AM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Doctor 2Brains
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posted on
06/22/2011 11:54:13 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
To: TigersEye
Well she reads FR & she has some opinions about people like you wouldn’t believe lmao! But she also has so valid points & good ideas.
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posted on
06/22/2011 3:06:06 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
((You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.))
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