Kinky Friedman: "Obama has done for the economy what pantyhose did for foreplay"

The Daily Caller ^ | 08/29/2011 | Jeff Poor

[martosko]

When Kinky Friedman mounted his unlikely Texas gubernatorial campaign against Rick Perry in 2006, he articulated a “dewussification” of Texas platform. Friedman has apparently since realized that what he has in Texas is much better than what the rest of the country has.

On Monday’s “The O’Reilly Factor,” Friedman explained why Perry is his candidate for president and Obama isn’t.

[martosko]

He shoots, he scores!

[ken21]

ditto.

[mylife]

I almost voted for that guy LOL

But I voted for Perry, as Chris Bell was an unacceptable risk.

[cumbo78]

If Milton Friedman endorsed Gov. Perry, I’d be impressed. Uh....Kinky? Not so much!

[UB355]

Someone want to explain the comment to me, pantyhose? (:

[Revolting cat!]

I'd be impressed if any dead person endorsed Gov. Perry!

[LaybackLenny]

I smell BUMPER STICKER!

[OrangeHoof]

if you need it explained, you’ve just never been there.

[mylife]

Touche! LoL

My reasoning for considering Kinky was that he would do no damage as a neophyte Gov.

[The Antiyuppie]

I was thinking more in terms of what Stalin did for Eastern Europe.

[LaybackLenny]

ROFL!

[mylife]

Its kinda a gatekeeper.

[UB355]

I must be too young or it must have been my ex wife.

[chris37]

NO ENTRY!

ENTRANCE DENIED!

NO THRU ROUTE!

[Lib-Lickers 2]

hee hee hee.. yep

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Friedman also suggested that Perry is that rarest of breeds: an honest politician

That line is sure to make certain FReeper heads explode.

[bigbob]

Putting Obama and his academic dweeb in charge of the economy is like putting air brakes on a turtle

[freedumb2003]

Surely tagline material — but I want to continue to show my support for Mr. Can so I can’t grab it now.

[MindBender26]

Remember when Kinky ran for governor of Texas?

His campaign slogan was “Elect Kinky. Governor; how hard can it be?”

[mondonico]

Think about baseball. You’re at bat. You hit a hot line drive off the wall. You round first base. You make second base. You’re headed for THIRD BASE, but you run into a screen of nylon netting. You can just about touch third base, but you can’t quite get there.