Posted on 10/07/2011 10:33:39 AM PDT by LSUfan
My cousin T-Rex sent me this. He says it’s an e-mail going around.
I’m assuming this means the typical dirty hippie in question is a broad and not a dude. But it could be a dude.
Anyway…
Wake up.
Skip shower and grooming.
Buy $10 grande mocha frappaccino at Starbucks.
(Excerpt) Read more at thehayride.com ...
Any reason you can’t post the whole thing? :)
Too true. Too true.
Wake up.
Skip shower and grooming.
Buy $10 grande mocha frappaccino at Starbucks.
Hang out at Starbucks for 3 hours using free wi-fi to check e-mails on $1,600 MacBook Air.
Head back to protest, ignoring numerous “Help Wanted” signs along the way.
Call daddy on iPhone to make sure he paid $59,208 Columbia tuition.
Ask daddy to add more money to meal plan and to send another $1,000 for spending money.
Work on paper for Lesbian Studies class.
Buy weed. Smoke weed.
Work on paper some more.
Order Domino’s pizza for lunch using credit card that daddy pays.
Take taxi to Abercrombie & Fitch for knit cap, because everyone else has one and it’s getting cold.
Bash a few Jews along the way.
Rejoin protest. Beat on bongo drums. Smoke more weed.
Use iPad 2 to check trust fund account and plan Gstaad ski vacation over Christmas, er, Winter Solstice, break.
Ponder the probability of the CIA together with the Jews bringing down the World Trade Center, along with the health consequences of wearing the same Victoria’s Secret thong for 6 days straight.
Smoke more weed. Trim underarm hair.
Make “A job is a right. Capitalism doesn’t work.” poster.
Walk to convenience store for $5.00 bottle of water and cigarettes.
Make out with half naked, emaciated dude with dreadlocks and a mangy mutt on a rope in exchange for some Xanax.
Do shots of tequila with Code Pink lesbians.
Pass out sandwiched between a burly dyke and some dude with pierced nipples.
Bus to nowhere...............
I believe posting entire articles is a copyright violation and against Free Republic policy.
Probably describes quite a few of the types, but nowadays mommy is probably shelling out the big bucks for their “education” and fun as well as daddy. But daddy was shelling out most of the money forty years ago when all the upper-class coeds were marching to overthrow the patriarchy. The same patriarchy that gave them lives better than 99% of the people on the planet and sent them to expensive colleges so they could protest about how awful life was for them.
Obsessing about “not showering” dilutes more pertinent criticsm of the idiocy displayed by the “occupiers”. People in combat and in a variety of work situations don’t shower for extended periods and some people don’t shower or bathe very often out of personal choice but it has zero to do with the validity of their political positions. I’m sure most leftist professors and other elites are well-groomed and perfumed but they’re still bent on destroying America. It’s about as relevant as attacking political candidates because of their hairstyle.
And THAT’S where they brought us.
vastly underestimates the time spent smoking weed, I suspect
It is against FR policy only if the article owner has requested the entire article not be posted. This situation is trapped by the posting page software if you try and post such an article. We are ALWAYS allowed to post 300 words from the article, although JimRob has asked that we keep AP excerpts to 100 words or so.
I'm sure lots of people would LOVE to know where you can buy water and a pack of smokes for 5 bucks. Hell, five bucks is the federal tax alone.
They missed a step. “Get free Pap smear paid for by Daddy’s health insurance plan that Obamacare forced to allow you to enroll as a 25-year-old young adult dependent (and which also forced plans provide all preventive services such as Pap smears, at no cost to the patient).
Showers you want showers? Send the NYFD down there and HOSE them all.
That is probably privileged information for only the most trusted of the group....
I knew it was a fake when I saw “Trim underarm hair.”
NO hippie would do that.
If instead of “Trim underarm hair” it had said “Braid underarm hair,” that would be more believable.
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