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Deport: A Cologne For RINOs
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/24/2011 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/24/2011 2:37:37 PM PST by writer33

Is your man a RINO? Does he have that awful stench that says, “Open Borders?” Has he aspired to a higher public office, but has yet been able to get over the hump because of his nasty policies on illegal immigration? If you’re a woman that’s stuck with a man like that, then there’s only one thing you can do. You need a bottle of Deport, cologne by Adam LeDouche, designed specifically to cover up the awful odor of RINOs.

“This is a one-of-a-kind cologne,” claims LeDouche. “Its musty, woody fragrance covers up the ‘I’m for open borders’ scent. Splash a little of this on and you’ll be able to deflect those prying questions coming from the mainstream media.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: aliens; chrisdavis; gayboytalk; metrosexual; minds; perfumes; rino; writer33
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To: writer33

Bwahaa!!!


21 posted on 11/25/2011 12:15:34 PM PST by Clemenza ("History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil governm)
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To: writer33

We might as well have some fun while trying to keep this country from going down the tubes.


22 posted on 11/25/2011 12:32:52 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: DejaJude; writer33
How's this?


23 posted on 11/25/2011 12:38:46 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: DejaJude

I totally agree. I support your First Amendment right to express yourself in whatever manner you choose. And if that means harassing RINOs, then by gum I’m behind you 100%.

LOL!


24 posted on 11/25/2011 12:38:46 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: smoothsailing

Perfect. Thanks, ss. LOL!


25 posted on 11/25/2011 12:39:59 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; b4its2late; Blood of Tyrants; bluerose; Clint N. Suhks; ...

Now updated with a photoshopped picture of Deport. Thanks to smoothsailing. He did a great job!

It’s the perfect Christmas gift for the RINO man on your shopping list! Don’t let him be sabotaged this election year, buy him a bottle of Deport!

Thanks, ss.


26 posted on 11/25/2011 12:47:31 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

cool, thanks


27 posted on 11/25/2011 12:51:25 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: smoothsailing; writer33; All

rotflmfao !!


28 posted on 11/25/2011 12:52:08 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: smoothsailing

Beautiful!!


29 posted on 11/25/2011 12:52:36 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: GeronL

It’s perfect for spamming those RINO threads.

Here, splash on a little of this, and you can deflect almost any questions on your rottem immigration policies.


30 posted on 11/25/2011 12:53:25 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

” Is your man a RINO? Does he have that awful stench that says, “Open Borders?” Has he aspired to a higher public office, but has yet been able to get over the hump because of his nasty policies on illegal immigration? If you’re a woman that’s stuck with a man like that, then there’s only one thing you can do. You need a bottle of Deport, cologne by Adam LeDouche, designed specifically to cover up the awful odor of RINOs. “

Chris.....one of your finest efforts : )


31 posted on 11/25/2011 12:53:48 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: smoothsailing

The Marines are numero uno with this ol fart : )

Semper Fi


32 posted on 11/25/2011 12:55:14 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Glad you enjoyed it, stephenjohn.


33 posted on 11/25/2011 12:58:08 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: freekitty

You’ll definitely enjoy this then ping!


34 posted on 11/25/2011 1:00:12 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

35 posted on 11/25/2011 1:02:01 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Thanks for the graphics, Revolting cat! LOL!


36 posted on 11/25/2011 1:03:59 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

LOL....


37 posted on 11/25/2011 1:04:24 PM PST by Gator113 (~Just livin' life, my way~.. Newt/Bolton-2012."got a lot swirling around in my head.")
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To: Gator113

I thought you’d enjoy this. Glad you did.


38 posted on 11/25/2011 1:05:23 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

The bottle doesn’t look classy enough, it needs an engraved image of a rhino or something. Like the polo ones.

:p


39 posted on 11/25/2011 1:06:44 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; DejaJude; writer33

Glad y’all like it! :)


40 posted on 11/25/2011 1:08:36 PM PST by smoothsailing
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