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DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-12 (DUmmies Worry About Changing Trayvon Martin "Narrative")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 27, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/27/2012 6:11:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Once again, the DUmmies have crawled out on a limb with their preconceived script and as usual it is being sawed off behind them by the TRUTH. In the case of the DUmmies, they think it is a changing "narrative." See, in the original DUmmie fiction script, angry "white hispanic," George Zimmerman gunned down in cold blood innocent fresh-faced youngster Trayvon Martin with absolutely NO provocation. Unfortunately for the DUmmie script, facts have now crept in and we found out that Trayvon was suspended from school three times in the past year including at the time he was shot. Although the usual photo of Trayvon shows a smiling little kid, that pic was several years old since he was over 6 feet tall at the time he was shot and had gold teeth. However, Trayvon Martin did have the soul of a sensitive poet as revealed by his Twitter tweets revealed by the DAILY CALLER. Here is an example of Trayvon, with his Twitter pen name of “NO_LIMIT_NIGGA,” revealing his romantic side:

f*ck a bitch. any bitch. who you want. take your pick, but you gone have to take yo time.

Oh, and now it turns out that our dear young sensitive poet attacked Zimmerman with a punch to the nose followed by beating his head on the ground. Had the neighborhood watch captain not shot Trayvon he likely would have been the dead one or at the very least suffered brain damage.

Now that these facts are coming out, the DUmmies are worried about how the "narrative" has changed in this DUmmie THREAD, "I'm detecting that the media is beginning to change the Trayvon Martin case narrative," and this THREAD, "Multiple suspensions paint complicated portrait of Trayvon Martin." So let us now watch the DUmmies as they take notice of the Trayvon Martin limb being sawed off behind them in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, sending his hoodie to the cleaners, is in the [brackets]:

I'm detecting that the media is beginning to change the Trayvon Martin case narrative

[What you're really detecting is the harsh REALITY about Trayvon Martin as the facts come out that has destroyed your fictitious narrative about a "young innocent" shot down in cold blood.]

To me this change in the media narrative makes no difference at all. Trayvon was unarmed. He wasn't committing any crimes and was walking back to the place he was staying, and talking with his girlfriend on his cell phone.

[Assaulting George Zimmerman wasn't a crime?]

So what if Zimmerman was bloodied up--Trayvon felt that he was defending himself from a stalker. End of story--Zimmerman should be arrested.

["Bloodied up" is the DUmmie way of referring to the uncomfortable fact that Trayvon punched Zimmerman in the nose and was beating his head on the ground.]

I think -- and hope -- they'll have a hard time changing the truth on this one.

[The DUmmies are the ones who need to change the truth to fit their fictitious script about this case.]

For all we know, Zimmerman might have slipped and broken his nose himself in aggressing the kid

[And then beat his own head into the ground in order to frame Trayvon.]

If you put any credence in the Sanford PD.. The partial report they released does mention Zimmerman being treated on-scene by the local fire/rescue.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The radio show I was listening to today mentioned something about Martin having been suspended from school for something but I had to wait for after the break to find out.

[Try suspended THREE times this past school year.]

I am reserving judgment until more facts come out, but if it is true that Trayvon approached. Zimmerman and punched him and then was beating Zimmerman's head on the ground (which is what witnesses have apparently testified), then Zimmerman has a very good self defense argument. I could not say he was not justified in shooting Trayvon under those circumstances. And quite honestly, the cops will have handled the matter properly.

[Your tombstoning ceremony will begin immediately. And now to the next Trayvon Martin thread...]

Multiple suspensions paint complicated portrait of Trayvon Martin

[PLEASE! Stop leaking the ugly truth!]

In October, a school police investigator said he saw Trayvon on the school surveillance camera in an unauthorized area “hiding and being suspicious.” Then he said he saw Trayvon mark up a door with “W.T.F” — an acronym for “what the f---.” The officer said he found Trayvon the next day and went through his book bag in search of the graffiti marker.

Instead the officer reported he found women’s jewelry and a screwdriver that he described as a “burglary tool,” according to a Miami-Dade Schools Police report obtained by The Miami Herald. Word of the incident came as the family’s lawyer acknowledged that the boy was suspended in February for getting caught with an empty bag with traces of marijuana, which he called “irrelevant” and an attempt to demonize a victim.

[Irrelevant that he might have been a thug.]

Trayvon’s backpack contained 12 pieces of jewelry, in addition to a watch and a large flathead screwdriver, according to the report, which described silver wedding bands and earrings with diamonds.

[Perhaps Trayvon was merely designing jewelry for his Webelo activity badge. And now on to the DUmmie reaction to this Miami Herald story...]

Zimmerman's story did not pass the initial smell test because why would some kid attack a man for following him. However, assuming this is true and there is no conclusive evidence of that, Martin would have had an extensive history of theft, drugs and vandalism. That sort of makes it slightly more likely that Zimmerman was telling the truth about being attacked.

["Slightly more likely?"]

I have no clue what happened and will wait until all facts are out before saying what happened.

[You might want to mention that to race hustlers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.]

Trayvon has no known history of violence;

[So he didn't attack his bus driver?]

Time to take the kid gloves off, folks. Time to smear this Zimmerman f*ck and everyone who supports him into the ground like the nasty little bug he is.

[When the truth is NOT on your side then go for the SMEAR option.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; georgezimmerman; trayvonmartin
My stitches come out of my pinkie tomorrow and I'll get a sneak peak at my pinkie. Three more weeks of the splint.
1 posted on 03/27/2012 6:11:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

1st top 10?


2 posted on 03/27/2012 6:13:00 PM PDT by j_tull ("I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10


3 posted on 03/27/2012 6:14:06 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10


4 posted on 03/27/2012 6:14:16 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10


5 posted on 03/27/2012 6:14:37 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 11


6 posted on 03/27/2012 6:15:02 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


7 posted on 03/27/2012 6:16:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: fatboy

Dude, you got most of the top 10!


8 posted on 03/27/2012 6:19:09 PM PDT by j_tull ("I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Travon’s mother (different last name) says now “they” are trying to kill her son’s reputation. Sounds like he had a corker.


9 posted on 03/27/2012 6:19:29 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Suffering fools is hard work and there's no end to it.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This type of information just shows once again that for the Left the truth isn’t important at all; it’s what helps the Left move things further to the Left that matters. If the truth will do that, then fine. If it won’t, then worry about the narrative changing. It’s similar to how they discuss the separation of church and state. If it’s eliminating church influence by traditionalists, then that’s the separation of church and state. If it’s progressive churches wanting more state power for the social gospel, then they’ve no problem with the separation of church and state then. For the Left, all things are situational. Power to the state is what matters, not freedom, not justice, and not even their much championed equality.


10 posted on 03/27/2012 6:19:29 PM PDT by elhombrelibre ("I'd rather be ruled by the Tea Party than the Democratic Party." Norman Podhoretz)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pass the Skittles...


11 posted on 03/27/2012 6:19:29 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: PJ-Comix

Am I the only one who’s never heard the term “white-hispanic” prior to this story. Usually in lib-speak if you’ve got one drop of non-white blood in you, you’re an oppressed minority. Am I going to have to start referring to a certain kenyan/Marxist as a “white-african”?


12 posted on 03/27/2012 6:26:52 PM PDT by YankeeReb
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To: PJ-Comix

Wasn’t he beating Zimmerman’s head on concrete? Have they found out Zimmerman was a registered Democrat?


13 posted on 03/27/2012 6:30:17 PM PDT by Advocatus Sancti Sepulchri
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To: YankeeReb

My great granny always said she thought there might have been an “injun in the woodpile”.

Elp elp, I’m bein oppressed!


14 posted on 03/27/2012 6:32:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: YankeeReb

Latinos are the only “race” that can use the designation white when they want to, and still cling to the minority class status when it is advantageous. Sometimes they do it in the same breath!


15 posted on 03/27/2012 6:33:07 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm detecting that the media is beginning to change the Trayvon Martin case narrative

I'm detecting that the media is beginning to tell the truth in the Trayvon Martin case.

To tick off a liberal, tell them the truth. To tick off a Conservative, tell them a lie.

16 posted on 03/27/2012 6:37:44 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We want to Believe!!!


17 posted on 03/27/2012 6:39:50 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Time to take the kid gloves off, folks. Time to smear this Zimmerman f*ck and everyone who supports him into the ground like the nasty little bug he is.”
______________________________________________________

This is classic...the pure essence of a DUmmy.


18 posted on 03/27/2012 6:59:08 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Past Your Eyes; PJ-Comix

“Travon’s mother (different last name) says now “they” are trying to kill her son’s reputation.”

Yeah, just as she was about to make a killing selling Trayvon t-shirts. Can’t they just wait another week or two?

I can just feel her pain!


19 posted on 03/27/2012 7:00:42 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m seeing many posts on FB from friends who are knee-jerk behind throwing Zimmerman in jail.


20 posted on 03/27/2012 7:16:54 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Who are you and what am I doing here?)
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To: PJ-Comix

21 posted on 03/27/2012 7:18:55 PM PDT by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

“I’m seeing many posts on FB from friends who are knee-jerk behind throwing Zimmerman in jail.”
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You have FRIENDS saying this? Hmmmm


22 posted on 03/27/2012 7:24:55 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: YankeeReb; MrB; Condor51

So, from now on, we should refer to our Pres—ent as:

White Arab-african.

Natch that bruh.


23 posted on 03/27/2012 7:27:57 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: YankeeReb

Nope I’ve never heard the term white-hispanic before either and we live in a heavily hispanic area. I ask a couple mexican friends about the term today and the laughed. This is just the liberals and the liberal media trying to make this a white on black crime and lying their butts of to get it done. The facts and truth are slowly putting some light on this situation.


24 posted on 03/27/2012 7:30:44 PM PDT by oldenuff2no (Rangers lead the way...... Delta, the original European home land security)
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To: cripplecreek
My great granny always said she thought there might have been an “injun in the woodpile”.

see below

25 posted on 03/27/2012 7:33:08 PM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! ! ..)
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To: PJ-Comix

top fifty?

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I mean FITTY


26 posted on 03/27/2012 7:40:20 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ...what no Nadine posts? Nothing really happens until Nadine comments on it :)


27 posted on 03/27/2012 7:41:06 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: oldenuff2no

Mexican, Hispanic, Latino.... these are very important to the MSM when it comes to immigration and voter ID stories, but “hispanic” doesn’t exist when it is convenient to them.


28 posted on 03/27/2012 7:48:27 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix

You sure these are from DU and not FR? I swear I’ve seen some of these before.


29 posted on 03/27/2012 8:47:31 PM PDT by ebshumidors ( Marksmanship and YOUR heritage http://www.appleseedinfo.org)
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To: PJ-Comix

“DUmmies (and Santorum) Worry About Changing Trayvon Martin “Narrative”)”

Don’t think Sweater Man is going to get away scot-free, either.


30 posted on 03/27/2012 9:01:50 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: AlexW

Yep.


31 posted on 03/27/2012 9:02:40 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Who are you and what am I doing here?)
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To: YankeeReb
Am I the only one who’s never heard the term “white-hispanic” prior to this story.

Bernie Goldberg made good point on O'Reilly last night.

He said if Zimmerman had won a Nobel Prize, you could bet they would never call him a white Hispanic.

32 posted on 03/27/2012 9:26:42 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: rockrr

If I understand it correctly, in FBI stats “Latino” perps are filed under “white” and Latino crime victims under “Hispanic.”


33 posted on 03/28/2012 2:09:17 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: PJ-Comix
Instead the officer reported he found ... a screwdriver that he described as a “burglary tool,”

To think I've had burglary tools all these years and not known it!

34 posted on 03/28/2012 2:12:28 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: Past Your Eyes

I think he trashed his own reputation while building a gangbanger rep on twitter. Open your eyes, Trayvon’s mama. Your son was no angel.


35 posted on 03/28/2012 2:57:21 AM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: j_tull

sorry


36 posted on 03/28/2012 4:06:28 AM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: YankeeReb
*** Am I the only one who’s never heard the term “white-hispanic” prior to this story. ***

The FBI does use that term on their National Crime Report Database numbers(1).
They also 'Non-White Hispanic'. (like ex-Cub Sammy Sosa)

(1) That's where all the 'white' on 'black' hate crimes come from one hears about. Which are really hispanic gang-banger on black gang-banger crimes. Delete those and 'white hate crimes' are almost zero %

37 posted on 03/28/2012 4:19:53 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
*** So, from now on, we should refer to our Pres—ent as: White Arab-african. ***

We could. But I'm sticking with: 'Communist SOB' :-)

38 posted on 03/28/2012 4:29:26 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have no clue what happened and will wait until all facts are out before saying what happened.

As painful as this is to say, I agree with this DUmmie 100%. Even now we don't know all of the facts, though certainly the story appears to be morphing daily.

The fact is, there's only one person in the world who truly knows if the shooting was justified, and that's Zimmerman himself (and he's not exactly an unbiased witness). I certainly don't have enough information -- especially given my mistrust for the media and their slanted and sensationalist reporting -- to say that I know the truth. And neither does Sharpton. Or Obama. Or Santorum. Or anyone else, for that matter.

39 posted on 03/28/2012 4:57:43 AM PDT by kevkrom (Note to self: proofread, then post. It's better that way.)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom; PJ-Comix

Greetings PJ-Comix:

PennsylvaniaMom has an important point. Not a complete DUmpster dive without the cavitating pump noise of another Know-it-all-Nadine offload from the empty vessel of her mind.

Cheers,
OLA


40 posted on 03/28/2012 12:11:42 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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