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EPA Official Regrets Remarks
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 April 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/28/2012 11:18:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Region 6 administrator Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration’s approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” Armendariz attributed his remarks to his misunderstanding of the scope of the President’s authority.

“While it is agreed that the President is empowered to kill those he deems a threat, I have been advised by the Attorney General that actually crucifying them would be construed as ‘cruel and unusual,’” Armendariz said. “Only more covert methods are currently approved.”

Armendariz acknowledged “the President’s right to impose whatever restrictions he sees fit. After all, he is our ruler. I have to think, though, that a more demonstrative display of the consequences of opposing the President’s agenda would be more effective as a deterrent. I mean, crucifixion was a very effective enforcement tool for the Romans. Since their empire lasted a thousand years I wouldn’t be so quick to disdain their methods.”

EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson further clarified Armendariz’s statement, insisting that “the crucifixion we had in mind was never a literal duplication of the Roman practice. Bankrupting the businesses and destroying the reputations of those we deem responsible for polluting the environment is as far as we intend to go at this time.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/04/28/epa-official-regrets-remarks/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: crucify; environment; epa; satire

1 posted on 04/28/2012 11:18:25 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Use RICO laws to investigate the scope of the EPA intimidation and shakedowns. It is now clear that EPA is a criminal enterprise bent on the destruction of liberty and private property ownership.


2 posted on 04/28/2012 11:23:08 AM PDT by DaveyB (Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. -John Adams)
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To: John Semmens
"Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration’s approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” "

Crucify him, as an example for the others.

3 posted on 04/28/2012 11:24:28 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: John Semmens

Uh huh, regrets as in, he got caught out.


4 posted on 04/28/2012 11:26:39 AM PDT by Sea Parrot (Nations are only truly great when it's people are struggling against all odds, growing and expanding)
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To: John Semmens
...the President’s right to impose whatever restrictions he sees fit. After all, he is our ruler.

Hey everyone, did you read that? Obama is not the President, he's The Ruler. So we all better get in line and shut up.
5 posted on 04/28/2012 11:30:46 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: John Semmens

I was wondering what he “really meant” LOL.


6 posted on 04/28/2012 11:31:16 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: John Semmens
Armendariz acknowledged “the President’s right to impose whatever restrictions he sees fit. After all, he is our ruler. I have to think, though, that a more demonstrative display of the consequences of opposing the President’s agenda would be more effective as a deterrent. I mean, crucifixion was a very effective enforcement tool for the Romans. Since their empire lasted a thousand years I wouldn’t be so quick to disdain their methods.”

Wow... "... After all, he is our ruler."??? What a heavy Kool-Aid drinker this clown is. I would fire his sorry Commie butt in 2 seconds and ship him off to Mars. This is a perfect example of how a 100% brain dead Government Commie Rat thinks.
7 posted on 04/28/2012 11:34:40 AM PDT by Bellagio
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To: Bellagio

Guys - it’s a satirical article. Don’t take it so seriously.


8 posted on 04/28/2012 11:38:05 AM PDT by Country Gal (May your relationship with Christ be more important than your religion.)
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To: DaveyB

The only way to fight them is to do everything we can to ensure conservatives are elected at every level and the way we do that is get out there in the community and speak to the naive which is what I do here in New York city becaue the GOP will not.


9 posted on 04/28/2012 11:39:27 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (From the dough tree we get donuts.)
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“the President’s right to impose whatever restrictions he sees fit. After all, he is our ruler.

Not since 1776 did Americans think of themselves as having a ruler...

10 posted on 04/28/2012 11:48:49 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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Dammit! You got me again!

(Can FReepers be sure you don't moonlight for the NYT?)

11 posted on 04/28/2012 11:51:26 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: John Semmens

No they don’t.


12 posted on 04/28/2012 11:52:35 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens
After all, he is our ruler.

He represents us re: other countries, he signs off on laws pasted by congress, and he is to guide the country as it pertains to the Constitution. But he is not my ruler.

13 posted on 04/28/2012 11:55:16 AM PDT by cotton
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He regrets that his remarks have gone public. He doesn’t regret the philosophy expressed in the remarks, which remains unchanged.

Like a good liberal, he will take full responsibility -— then refuse to step down and accept the consequences.

Followed by a promotion, or a lucrative gig on CNN.


14 posted on 04/28/2012 12:16:15 PM PDT by DPMD
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Not quite satire... and look who's talking.

Valerie Jarret told Brokaw that "given the daunting challenges that we face, it's important that president elect Obama is prepared to really take power and begin to rule day one."

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner-todd-huston/2008/11/10/obama-spokesman-says-obama-ready-rule-day-1

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15 posted on 04/28/2012 12:19:42 PM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: Country Gal

It was not a satirical article. It was a video. Now pulled from youtube.


16 posted on 04/28/2012 1:32:25 PM PDT by healy61
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To: Country Gal

Ooops. You are correct. I, on the other hand, am an idiot.


17 posted on 04/28/2012 1:34:18 PM PDT by healy61
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To: John Semmens

I propose that we form a vigilance committee and that we go over to EPA headquarters and crucify the first five bureaucrats we find and see if that will help them understand our concerns...


18 posted on 04/28/2012 1:41:18 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: John Semmens
Semi-News/Semi-Satire

Yep, you hooked a couple again!

19 posted on 04/28/2012 6:06:39 PM PDT by Sarajevo ( Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.)
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