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Elizabeth Warren's Tribal Name: "Premise Running Thin"
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Posted on 04/30/2012 9:07:17 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man
That's the name I'm going to use referencing her.
Supposedly has a great-grandmother who was a native american. Seriously? when all her immediate closer family names are as anglo-saxon as when white met bread.
Geez, what a stretch. Wonder if she's related to that Colorado prof who claimed to be native american too.
This is why "Premise Running Thin" fits her spirit and personality perfectly.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: exaggerated; fake; heritage; indian
To: Secret Agent Man
Donkeehantas
Dances with Death Panels
Bunny Warren of the Progressive Tribe
Great tweets at: #ElizabethWarrenIndianNames
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:11:19 PM PDT
by
ak267
To: Secret Agent Man
Otter Faced Woman with Mind of Weasel
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:15:24 PM PDT
by
One Name
(Go to the enemy's home court and smoke his ass.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Wonder if she's related to that Colorado prof who claimed to be native american too.I know who you're talking about but am blanking on his name.
I think his Indian name was "About as Indian as a Loaf of Wonderbread".
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:17:13 PM PDT
by
Yardstick
To: Secret Agent Man
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:17:27 PM PDT
by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
To: Yardstick
Actually I am kind of glad I don’t remember his name, reclaimed that brain space for other more useful information.
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:18:38 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Yardstick
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:24:25 PM PDT
by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
To: Tex-Con-Man
Yeah, that’s the one. He was lucky he had a full head of straight hair he could grow long. Otherwise he would have looked like any other middle aged white guy, and his schtick wouldn’t have worked.
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posted on
04/30/2012 9:30:19 PM PDT
by
Yardstick
To: Secret Agent Man
Dances With Socialists
Chief Fullof Bull
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posted on
04/30/2012 10:13:02 PM PDT
by
WOSG
(Anyone But Obama)
To: WOSG
I had a friend who said his Native American name was “bulging biceps”. WE called him “silent fart”.
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posted on
04/30/2012 10:20:42 PM PDT
by
boop
(I hate hippies and dopeheads. Just hate them. ...Ernest Borgnine)
To: boop
Aka “Wind of the Buffalo”
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posted on
04/30/2012 11:26:08 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: boop
Clinton’s honorary tribal name is “Farts When He Pees”
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posted on
04/30/2012 11:27:01 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Secret Agent Man
I was thinking ‘Walking Eagle’ or ‘Walking Bird’: Too full of excrement to fly....
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posted on
04/30/2012 11:53:01 PM PDT
by
waterhill
(I Shall Remain. FUBO: GOD BLESS DICK CHENEY! D.C. FOREVER!)
To: Secret Agent Man
Dropped on Head
Chameleon Woman
Thinks Like Squirrel
Cold as Fish
Serpent Tongue
Brays Like Burro
Skunk that Talks
To: Secret Agent Man
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posted on
05/01/2012 4:05:20 AM PDT
by
SnuffaBolshevik
(In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
To: CharlesThe Hammer
Walks With Wedgie
She With Stick Up Ass
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posted on
05/01/2012 9:50:21 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Being a Harvard professor I think “Running With Scissors” is fitting.
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posted on
05/01/2012 10:11:04 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(Unlike Mrs Obama,I've Been Proud Of This Country My *Entire* Life!)
To: Gay State Conservative
Going on your Harvard Theme, “Likes To Hear Self Talk” or “In Love With Own Voice” may also be fitting.
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posted on
05/01/2012 10:15:46 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Faux-cahontas.
Sitting Bull-s*it.
(not my ideas)
Pale Squaw?
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posted on
05/03/2012 5:14:40 AM PDT
by
pogo101
To: pogo101
Lighter Than White Bread?
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posted on
05/03/2012 12:55:27 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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