DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-12 (Skinner Loses It Over Wisconsin Recall)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2012 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJComix-

[PJ-Comix]

Normally the one DUmmie who tries to maintain a sense of equilibrium in the midst of bad news is Head DUmmie Skinner. But not this time. The CRUSHING defeat last night in the Wisconsin recall election was too much even for him as you can tell by the profane primal scream title of his THREAD, "F*CK." Yes, as you can see Head DUmmie Skinner DUmmie loses it and, most entertainingly, so do the rest of the DUmmmies. So let us now watch0 the DUmmies go Primal Scream over the Wisconsin recall election results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, harvesting the comedy gold DUFU nuggets generated by the recall, is in the [brackets]:

F*CK.

[Screeched Head DUmmie Skinner helplessly at the cold, cruel world.]

Double f*ck. <"> p>

[Echoed another DUmmie in the thralls of helpless rage.]

Sounds like they're getting more brazen and couldn't care less if it looks like they cheated.

[Yes, those preset Diebold machines are nice.]

Those figures make no sense

[When the shock wears off we'll place you on Suicide Watch.]

Sounds like the fix is in. There is no way Milwaukee and Madison could have already been counted.

[Count me highly entertained.]

I know. This is the New America. We're doomed.

[Suicide Watch for you too, DUmmie.]

WHAT?! Already?! SO DEPRESSING. I'm f*cking sick.

[Three is NOT a crowd when it comes to the WI recall Suicide Watch.]

This is f*cking hard to take

[Think of it as a practice run for November.]

The noose just gets tighter every time they regain power. I can hardly breathe.

[Make it easier on yourself and just stop trying.]

I am officially depressed.

[I am officially entertained.]

It's not even close. F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

[Ha ha ha ha!]

. We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win.

[And you actually believed those frauds which makes me laugh.]

I know. I'm crushed. I feel SO BAD.

[Have you tried electro-shock therapy or do we need to go the lobotomy route?]

What were they saying? June 5th 2004, ronald reagan died.

[Win another one for The Gipper!]

It may be worse in November.

[As well as even FUnnier.]

NOOO NOOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SOOO SOOO SOO SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUnnie!]

We needed more national help.

[Hey! Didn't you notice Obama barely lift his finger to tweet in his help?]

I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

[All you can do know is meekly lean forward, drop your pants, and grab your socks as we barcode butt brand you for your Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I've worked hard for Barrett. I'm devistated, along with so many others tonight.

[Boo hoo! Cry me a river into the DUmmie hankie.]

Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

Barrett campaign says it won't concede Wisconsin recall race to Walker yet, citing ongoing voting

[This DUmmie is about to have a gigantic letdown.]

And the DLC idiots in control of the DNC just sat by twiddling thier thumbs.

[And tweeting in their support.]

BULLSHIT!!!! I'm calling bullshit on the results. For there to be a clean Republican sweep with the type of turn out Wisconsin has had. There's no way. All that money and robo-calling and all the other dirty tricks, I think we know who the FRAUDSTERS are. Wonder just how big the f*cking red shift is gonna be? Good for Barrett for not conceding!!!!!

[Another Suicide Watch inductee.]

I wonder if they're using those "smart" voting machines from Diebold. They're so smart, if you vote for the wrong candidate, they just switch it over for ya! Bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT! GodDAMN!!!!!!

[Heads you lose. Tails we win.]

Election was rigged. This is bullshit. 50/50 going into it, yet Walker wins by landslide with unprecedented voter turn-out? Voter turn-out ALWAYS helps Dems. It's bullshit.

[You're going to be VERY ENTERTAINING this November.]

I give up. They've broken me.

[Good. So no resistance from you while we barcode butt brand you for Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.

[Chateau Thunderbird?]

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

[...And checking into the Walmart Detention Center.]

You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

[And your minds are being dismantled as well.]

we're scrooooowed.

[First wait for Ben Burch to arrive.]

Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

[But first you must lean forward for your barcode butt branding.]

I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

[You. lost. bigtime.]

[KoRn]

"Here we say: FREUDENSCHADE"

lol I'll take it any way I can get it! ;^p

[Sudetenland]

It was wonderful! I had a difficult time forcing myself to go to bed last night. I was having far too much fun reading the near-suicidal posts and hateful, elitist posts coming from the DU moonbats.

I haven't enjoyed an election results so much since November 2010's route in the House. He-he-he!

[Arcy]

Thanks for posting, PJ. I love the thread and the inside reporting!!

This morning, those knuckleheads are already calling for Debbie Shultz’s resignation! Gotta love it!

[CSM]

“I’ve worked hard”

I’d love to see this DUmmies definition of working hard. Most likely it is sending e-mails full of lies to random people that he hoped were suckers.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

——Make them spend all their money now fighting it so in November they are broke.——

Yup. Now is our chance to liberate North Korea. Let’s not miss the opportunity again.

[fatboy]

After a long drought, my bogus DUmmy personality makes an appearence in DUFU!

I cannot wait for November.

[Arcy]

Thanks for giving them a celebration card! That’s great. I love it!

[fatboy]

Which reminds me. As the owner of a bogus DUmmy account, who better to spot a fellow bogus DUmmy poster than say, me?

One of the services that DUFU performs is the outing of bogus DUmmy posters and as a public service I announce that the DUmmy poster JackPine Radical is due for an outing!

[DooDahhhh]

Calling for dinghead’s resignation? Nooooo we need her to be the picture of the Democrat Party.

[GlockThe Vote]

LOL!!!!!

[mikrofon]

I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.

[Caipirabob]

LOL! We had several threads posting a link to this rant, yet somehow, it wasn’t complete without you!!!

[CAluvdubya]

What a great day to wake up to! (and I don't even care if I'm grammatically incorrect!)

Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

I sure hope so! My union is costing me hours and money with all their *help*! (and I never sign a thing saying I join, imagine that!?)

[SC Swamp Fox]

I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

Hey, have any of you guys seen my check?

[erod]

This is what happens when people or in this case DUmmies don’t live in Realville and listen to MSNBC and manufactured polls from PPP.

[rockrr]

If you’re gonna go out, you may as well go out with a splash!

[chesley]

I’m on that thread, too, although I did not make DUFU this time.

Long live the Trolls at DU!

[NRA1995]

I can’t help thinking of the line from “The Sting” when Paul Newman cheats Robert Shaw out of $15,000 in a poker game, since the Dems are complaining that we cheated....”WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, CALL HIM FOR CHEATING BETTER THAN ME IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS???”

[bcsco]

I had to be in Dixon, IL last night for a meeting, traveling there along with 4 other guys. On the way back, around 8:45, one of the guys checked the voting results on his phone and said that CNN had it too close to call. We talked about it, then lapsed into telling jokes...

Shortly after 9, I walk in the door, and my wife had Fox on. They had Walker as the winner with 34% of the votes tallied. He had like a 17 point lead. I’m going “Huh? Whats with CNN?” Obviously, they couldn’t/wouldn’t accept the truth. I had a glass of wine, and staid up until the tally was at 99%, then hit the sack.

[sportutegrl]

Conan was right about the lamentations of the womenfolk.