Posted on 05/26/2013 1:13:19 PM PDT by John Semmens
Daniel Pfeiffer, Senior Advisor to the President for Strategy and Communications, denounced criticism of President Obama in strident terms this past week, calling critics “uppity.”
“Here we have the leader of the free world, a Nobel Prize winner, being accosted by people unfit to lick his boots,” Pfeiffer complained. “How low has our civilization sunk that such effrontery is tolerated?”
Pfeiffer labeled inquiries about Benghazi, the IRS and phone taps of reporters “fishing expeditions. They think they’re going to find some ‘smoking gun’ linking the President to one or more of these incidents in some substantive way. Well, I’m telling you it’s not going to happen. The President has insulated himself from culpability for whatever may occur. There are strict rules about who may tell the President what that ensure he will honestly be able to disavow all knowledge of what is going on.”
“On top of this he has an enormously wide array of options for eliminating disloyal and uncooperative elements both inside and outside his Administration,” Pfeiffer pointed out. “Those chafing over getting hassled by the IRS ought to consider themselves lucky that sterner measures weren’t used against them.”
“It all comes down to whether people are going to show proper respect for the President,” Pfeiffer concluded. “We cannot sit by and allow the office and the great man who occupies it to undergo the type of heedless questioning of its authority that we have seen over the last few weeks. Rest assured that the President will do whatever it takes to assert and wield that authority. The alternative is too scary to contemplate.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://constitutionclub.org/2013/05/26/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-65/
Moreover, all citizens will decorate their homes and communities with photos of our glorious leader.
Ceremonial gifts of food and flowers must be set out before prominent images of his imminence, the Great One Barack Husein Obama the First.
Failure to commemorate the Glorious One will result in tax audits and home visits by concerned public servants.
So, first we’re racist....now we’re “uppity”, lol.
Guess we’re a bunch of “uppity racists”!
Quickly read this article thinking it was real and was getting ready to critique Pfeifer and the Obama administration based on it.
Satire? Darn! It’s getting harder and harder to see the difference between satire and realism!
Fine....got AGAIN!
Which drug is he on?
Thanks for that techno advice :)
You had me till the “licking boots” line...then I knew it had to be you! Good one.
“Here we have the leader of the free world, a Nobel Prize winner, being accosted by people unfit to lick his boots,”
This is Dear Leaders’ world view; populated by underlings and inferiors, “unfit to lick his boots”. Does a tyrant consider anyone his equal?
That was an hysterical opening line, John!
I respect The Office!NoBody is going to tell me I have to respect “The OCCUPANT”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People are criticizing His Arrogance .... my oh my!
In other words,this “Presidency”is just an ENORMOUS example Of”Cover Your A**”?What’s he doing there,then,outside of destrying The United States of America???????????????????
I am sure Hitler thought the same way
ANYTHING negative you say about this clown and you are labeled racist.
Nobel Peace Prize winner...what did he do to earn it other than being born in Kenya and being the first black president? I mean, really?
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