I Am Kielbasa

The Catholic Thing ^ | February 21, 2014 | Austin Ruse

[cloudmountain]

But then it struck me, something deep inside. I am kielbasa. I have been kielbasa all my life. Until I’m not.

KIELBASA--sausages.
They are all big FAT WEENIES!!!!

[cloudmountain]

How ABYSSMALLY sad to see young, pretty Chaz turn into a giant, disgusting pig bearded FATMAN.
Sigh. Sonny and Cher. Whodda thunk they would have produced THAT pathetic creature?

[cloudmountain]

I LOVED this movie!! I especially liked Michael Behn.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

President Reagan reportedly declared himself to be a jelly donut - is that one of the choices?

[Zeneta]

Tombstone ....Doc Holliday Says - ‘ I Know ,Lets Have A Spelling Contest ‘

“Nonsense,,I have not yet begun to defile myself”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2PXlUjWz5M

[Coleus]

first I thought the article was going to be about food! then I saw cis-trans and then thought it was going to be about organic chemistry, boy was I wrong!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sigh. Sonny and Cher. Whodda thunk they would have produced THAT pathetic creature?

Anyone who knew Cher was not picky in her choice of babysitters?

[Heart-Rest]

How long before they demand that    "Tutti Frutti"    has to get added to the list?

(I don't think that is a static list -- I think it will be book-length in a very short period of time!)    :-)

[cloudmountain]

Tombstone ....Doc Holliday Says - ‘ I Know ,Lets Have A Spelling Contest ‘
“Nonsense,,I have not yet begun to defile myself”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2PXlUjWz5M

Ah yes. That was it. Great movie. Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday, whodda thunk?

THANKS for the answer...and a stroll down memory lane.

[RichInOC]

The new gender menu was so much like something out of The Onion already, I didn’t think it was possible either to satirize it or to add to it. Whoever came up with “kielbasa” did both. Bravo. Bravo, I say.

“Go, meat...”
“Go, meat...”
“I said a Beef Hot Links—”
“I said a Beef Hot Links—”
“I said a Beef Hot Links—”
“I said a Beef Hot Links—”
“I said a Brat, Beef Kielbasa, Hot Smoked Sausage, Cheddarwurst—”
“I said a Brat, Beef Kielbasa, Hot Smoked Sausage, Cheddarwurst—”
“When I say Hillshire, you say Farms! Hillshire!”
“Farms!...”
“GO MEAT!!!”

http://youtu.be/j1xGFcmmf-U

[Stentor]

I am kielbasa.

There can be only one.

[Stentor]

OK, but who stole the Kishka?

My father ate tripe and pig's knuckles but he wouldn't touch kishka.

[cloudmountain]

Anyone who knew Cher was not picky in her choice of babysitters?

Sorry. I can't make heads nor tails of your comment.
I was never acquainted with Cher and saw her on T.V. YEARS ago. But in the last several years I haven't seen her at all.
I think her daughter/son, WHATEVER, turned out to be a roly-poly disappointment. That's all.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Cher left her young daughter knowingly in the care of sexual perverts. Did that clarify my comment? Sorry, I thought it and that fact and that Chastity was molested by them was common knowledge.

So quite frankly all I feel for Cher is disgust but I do feel very sorry for Chastity.

[cloudmountain]

Cher left her young daughter knowingly in the care of sexual perverts. Did that clarify my comment? Sorry, I thought it and that fact and that Chastity was molested by them was common knowledge.
So quite frankly all I feel for Cher is disgust but I do feel very sorry for Chastity.

Thanks for the clarification as I DIDN'T know about Chastity's upbringing.
Thus she IS to be pitied and I wish her (or him) the best. God bless Chastity/Chaz.