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1 posted on 04/15/2014 7:58:42 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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> 10. Most of California and the East Coast will be gone by 2137* (*According to a time traveler who’d been there.)

C’mon you know this is just wishful thinking...: )


2 posted on 04/15/2014 8:07:40 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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18. The Loch Ness Monster prevents people from taking pictures of it.

This one is clearly true.
3 posted on 04/15/2014 8:08:09 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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One-third of heavenly angels “fell” with Lucifer, and became demons. These demons are getting onto Earth via the inter-dimensional portals

No, they were born naturally to their liberal parents.


5 posted on 04/15/2014 8:17:16 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness.)
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Quite a few of the “abductee” crowd claim owls are closely associated with UFO events, particularly contact with humans. But, they say they’re not really owls, that’s just a “screen memory” planted by the aliens so you won’t remember them.


6 posted on 04/15/2014 8:18:22 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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UNIFIED CONSPIRACY THEORY:

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;

The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;

A piece of alien technology from the Roswell crash was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;

Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip (Presley was placed in a government relocation program in Memphis, TN, where he promptly blew cover);

The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered the alien technology and developed the Internet, GMO's, and chemtrail technology, which in turn sucks our precious bodily fluids from the atmosphere and provides power for the HAARP array;

The HAARP array destroyed the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated them from his secret Skull and Bones man-cave beneath the campus of UT-Austin.

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

7 posted on 04/15/2014 8:23:00 PM PDT by Old Sarge (TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
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Microwave ovens take the food value out of what we heat and the US Government beams that nutrition from Goldstone to a mothership out by Jupiter, to pay for technology they give us like fiber optics and gigahertz data links (to transfer nutrition faster).

Everyone knows that microwave ovens remove nutrition- now you know why, and where it goes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldstone_Deep_Space_Communications_Complex


8 posted on 04/15/2014 8:26:27 PM PDT by DBrow
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#59. The U.S. Government turned it’s spy machine on law abiding innocent Americans.


9 posted on 04/15/2014 8:26:50 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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People used to be as tall as 150-foot cedar trees.

Alternate theory: some cedars used to be about six feet tall, but aliens made them grow.

Did someone just post the guest list for next week's Coast to Coast AM?

13 posted on 04/15/2014 8:42:54 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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36. People used to be as tall as 150-foot cedar trees.

This is still true. But 150-foot cedar trees are now only about 6 feet tall.

14 posted on 04/15/2014 8:46:02 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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I attended a UFO confab a number of years ago.
The most memorable event was a "channeling" of an alien.
Do you remember the era of the channeling of ancient Rantha by J Z Knight?
Well, that was the time frame of this event.
What I witnessed was the channeling of some intergalactic being by a woman who got up in front of the group of paid conference attendees who appeared then to go into a trance after which she began to spout some gibberish having summoned communication with the space alien.
And I'm thinking of this pathetic space alien that has to be at the beck and call of this earthling and I was feeling sorry for him.
18 posted on 04/15/2014 8:52:38 PM PDT by Amagi (Lenin: "Socialized Medicine is the Keystone to the Arch of the Socialist State.")
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There’s gotta be something here for your nut job list.


19 posted on 04/15/2014 8:55:54 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin
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I watched a 200 hour documentary about this list. It is called Stargate.


21 posted on 04/15/2014 9:08:29 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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What the f**k is “BuzzFeed”? That sounds like nourishment for flies out in the corral.


22 posted on 04/15/2014 9:18:14 PM PDT by Rockpile
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Cool! 1 for each of the 57 states. On a serious note, check out the youtube recorded sermons by Pastor Billy Crone of Las Vegas. He has some amazing insights relating ufology and demonology - all pointing to The Great Deception mentioned in II Thessalonians.


24 posted on 04/15/2014 9:27:02 PM PDT by tang-soo (Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
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” Later, Crowley’s portal, located at Area 51, was enlarged by rocket scientist Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard. This began the modern UFO era.”

What a load of sh*t. Crowley’s portal is located at Shakey’s.


25 posted on 04/15/2014 9:57:07 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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Well, that was fun! :’D


27 posted on 04/15/2014 11:30:36 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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