Congress Approves Bill That Will Offer Free Automobiles To Welfare Recipients

Empire News ^ | August 29, 2014 | Raoul Stockton

[fatnotlazy]

Empire News had better stop this satire stuff. It’ll give the White House ideas. :)

[KarlInOhio]

I wish this was just making stuff up. I’ve heard many serious proposals about this topic. Good thing Congress is on vacation or this might have been true.

[fungoking]

No matter how many times you get the front end aligned it keeps pulling to the left.

[smoothsailing]

Give them pogo sticks and deduct the cost from their foodstamps.

They’ll eat less and get exercise.

[reg45]

Used NASCAR vehicles that can only turn left.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

I hate the effin’ leaches of our society.

Seriously....when this life is said and done, hell will be full of these parasites.

[rbg81]

Just goes to show the times we are living in when its tough to tell satire from reality.

[1rudeboy]

Well, that’s one excuse . . . .

[E. Pluribus Unum]

First ObamaCare. Now ObamaCar.

[YourAdHere]

I quit. This is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

[arthurus]

With this administration and the Government Party in Washington it can be difficult to determine if something is satire that is not labeled as such. The label in this one is the reference to the Obama Phone.

[zzwhale]

yes and it includes a liveried chauffer and drinks....
plus they can use the HOV lane and park in HANDICAPPED PARKING and DONT NEED INSURANCE.... hoax, but Mass and few others do have money budgeted for such a free car program.... LIBTARDS tight with tHeir money, spendthrift swith YOURS... HITLARY TOOK TAX DEDUCTIONS FOR HER USED UNDERWEAR...

[I want the USA back]

Almost believable, because that is the way things are going in this country.

[adorno]

Free cars?

Well, people get “free housing” and “free food”, both of which are more expensive than what “free cars” would be. People also get “free education”, which does cost more than a car. So, a free car can’t be ruled out by the liberals.

[Savage Beast]

The Politicians will get more votes if they make these cars Lamborghinis or Ferraris.

[fungoking]

Is this where all the clunkers went?

What a great plan that was. Lets give people who can afford to buy a car in a recession (rich people) and bonus on their trade in and then campaign on income disparity...genius!

[oldasrocks]

I hear the car won’t work and only runs on cocaine.

[Califreak]

What?

No way!

(I hate Berkeley)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Thank G*d it’s satire.