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DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-14 (The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2014 | DUmmies, DUmmie Saboburns, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/23/2014 12:07:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

“I used to joke about Dick Cheney making the Osama bin Laden videos in his basement. Now we know he didn’t need to resort to that - they are making them right in the Pentagon (or at Langley). It’s pitifully transparent at this point but still the masses go for it.”

Does that mean Obama really didn’t lead the attack team that save the world from Osama bin Laden? Did he just order Seal Team 6 to the basement of the Pentagon? Their fantasies keep crossing. They can’t seem to keep their stories straight.


21 posted on 09/23/2014 1:31:03 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Charles Henrickson

They’re crazier with Obama in the WH than they were when Bush lived there.


22 posted on 09/23/2014 1:39:14 PM PDT by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Your tune link comes back to this thread.


23 posted on 09/23/2014 1:49:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Charlie Crist (D-Green Iguana))
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To: Focault's Pendulum; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; ...
I didn't do the music link for my parody correctly. Hey, I'm a little rusty! So here goes again:

YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT (not to want to be beheaded)
Tune: "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught"

You've got to be taught
To hate and fear
Those who'd cut off your head
From ear to ear
It's got to be from
A Rethuglican smear
You've got to be carefully taught

You've got to be taught
To hate the guts
Of people whose knives
Make murd'rous cuts
It can't be because
They're just evil and nuts
You've got to be carefully taught

You've got to be taught--
Those can't be your views!
Those viewpoints were bought--
It must be the Jooos!
They're shaping your thought--
And there's always Fox News!
You've got to be carefully taught!

24 posted on 09/23/2014 2:05:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama is not demonstrating any kind of prudence on this issue. He's being led by the nose

Such as in a reported Security staff meeting, when nearly all the Joint Chiefs, advisors & other military experts recommended decisive action be taken but the Peace-Prize wiener put the kibosh on the plan.

As far as being led by the nose, perhaps that refers to the lure of freshly-cut grass on the golf course ....

25 posted on 09/23/2014 2:10:28 PM PDT by mikrofon (Congrats on "A Decade of DUFU Excellence")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles, your contributions to the DUFU have been sorely missed.


26 posted on 09/23/2014 2:17:04 PM PDT by lonevoice (Life is short. Make fun of it.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

>> Obama beheading to the golf course<<

OMG!!!! QOTY!!!


27 posted on 09/23/2014 2:18:33 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

“South Pacific” is one of the most popular musicals for stock companies, colleges, and other schools. Sometimes actors and actresses perform the same role for years that the character takes over their personalities. I knew a stock company actress named Dixie who performed as Blanche Dubois in “A Streetcar Named Desire” so many times over the years that her original personality was completely taken over by Blanche in real life.


28 posted on 09/23/2014 2:18:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Charlie Crist (D-Green Iguana))
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To: Charles Henrickson
Even though I was at the time a second tenor with a three octave range, I always had a problem with Younger Then Springtime.

Can't even approach it these days.

29 posted on 09/23/2014 2:20:23 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Army Air Corps

>>What, Nutty Nadin didn’t chime in?<<

She is on an extended timeout from the DUmp. She is pushing a blog but the meanies at the DUmp don’t want to play...


30 posted on 09/23/2014 2:22:04 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)
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To: freedumb2003

Boy, I missed that! What was the cause of her timeout? I mean, Pitt had to threaten violence against a homeless woman in order to have his leash pulled, so I can only imagine what Nadin did.


31 posted on 09/23/2014 2:31:15 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson; dead
Whenever he hears of another ISIS attack, Obama beheading to the golf course

That's the best tagline I've seen on FR in a long, long time. My other all-time favorite will always be: I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar (belonging to FReeper dead)

Might you consider A) copyrighting it, B) using it as your tagline, or C) loaning it to me because I love it so?

32 posted on 09/23/2014 2:37:06 PM PDT by lonevoice (Life is short. Make fun of it.)
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To: Army Air Corps

>>Pitt had to threaten violence against a homeless woman in order to have his leash pulled, so I can only imagine what Nadin did.<<

IIRC, she said something about Israel having the right to defend itself (yep, surprised a lot of us). I think she also weighed in on the opposite side of some feminazi posts...

Treason of the highest order!


33 posted on 09/23/2014 2:58:46 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)
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To: Charles Henrickson

funny as usual from DU.....


34 posted on 09/23/2014 3:16:31 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
People like John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Dick Cheney.....the usual suspects.

Funny, I see almost the mirror image of this comment on FR all the time.

35 posted on 09/23/2014 3:57:17 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: jonascord

I like the way you think. As an added bonus, I would suspect that our Hippies have some filthy disease that the immune systems of the Islamists have not adapted to, so airdropping our liberals into Mecca, Syria, and other hotbeds of Islam could kill two birds with one stone.


36 posted on 09/23/2014 6:26:07 PM PDT by Objective Scrutator (All liberals are criminals, and all criminals are liberals)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Putting out videos of themselves beheading Americans might play some role.

[Ya think?]

Either this is a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] or the DUmmie needs a Kewpie doll award.

37 posted on 09/23/2014 7:39:37 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU- still idiotic after all these years.


38 posted on 09/23/2014 7:45:43 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mayhaps you could get some inspiration for another song: “Still Crazy After All These Years”

You could turn that into Still Razin’ After All These Years.

You know, to honor the penultimate peace prize possessor’s numerous wars / air strike campaigns post receipt.


39 posted on 09/23/2014 8:47:54 PM PDT by jurroppi1 (The only thing you "pass to see what's in it" is a stool sample. h/t MrB)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love it when even DUmmies start realizing that other DUmmies are bats**** crazy.


40 posted on 09/24/2014 5:09:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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