Posted on 10/06/2014 9:47:25 AM PDT by John Semmens
Protests from Muslims that dogs are “unclean” has prompted United Kingdom Transport officials to ban the use of dogs to sniff out explosives that terrorists might attempt to smuggle onto transportation vehicles.
Secretary of State for Transport Patrick McLoughlin explained that “for Muslims contact with a dog or even being in the presence of a dog is a certain and serious defilement. Since this is a religious belief rather than just a personal quirk it ought to merit the full protection of the law. I mean, we can’t trample this right merely on the theoretical possibility that without these dogs explosives might make their way onto a plane or train.”
Muslim spokesman Ayatollya Ibombu praised the decision as “a true victory for Allah. Protecting the faithful from being tainted is vital for their ultimate salvation. Even if they are blown to bits their clean status assures that they will enter paradise. This same assurance is available to unbelievers who convert to Islam.”
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Satire or not, my dog has no use for Muslims.
Keeps raising his leg to appropriately salute them and their religion.
Perfect.
Pigs are highly intelligent and have a great nose, seriously. They’re used in France to find wild truffles.
Excellent suggestion.
LOL
It found truffles?
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